men are lucky there we just play pocket billiards.

yeh, I notice that alot with you guys, especially if you get around a pretty woman you really get into the "pocket bullards"!!!

here is a song by ivor biggun.. honest it is a real song.. look it up on the web....


My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And that's why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And that's why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy preferred
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its available at anytime and its absolutely free

repeat(Chorus)


Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think I'm going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crockett hat

repeat(Chorus)


Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turned to water
And I think I'm going blind.

oh how cute, what a song!! can't say I'v ever heard that one before!!

now you know how palm sundays started.

You win again, Steve!

I always wondered about that, thanks for the exlaination on that one!!!