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View Profile for adamadam
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 11:41 PM
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"Bill, what are you planning on doing with that cigar"

(This comment was modified on Apr 03, 2007 11:42 PM)

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

 
View Profile for baby_boybaby_boy
Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 11:56 PM
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"Pull that huge muddy thing out of my @$$!"


(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 12:14 AM)

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

 
View Profile for maulermauler
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 12:21 AM
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I never had sexual intercourse with that man !!

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 12:59 AM
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oh my god!!! a penis!! get it away!!!

what a cunt.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 03:08 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

but we're supposed to caption what hillary said

not your reaction to the picture

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 05:51 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

lol. touchez, my friend, touchez.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 06:30 AM
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. . . "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
- Hillary Clinton



The following image was attached:

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 05:46 PM
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Comment in reply to quEEny's original comment

Looks Like She's saying "Gawd Bill... Put that cigar in the right hole this time PLEEEEAAAAZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:15 AM
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1 st pic...
my god, how do get these love ball out.

2nd pic..

my god, they are my husbands bowling balls.

(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 09:15 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:21 AM
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That is as wide as I can open it, so grease it up.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for EnigmaticEnigmatic
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 10:05 AM
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BILL!!!! WHAT THE HELLL ARE YOU DOING??? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC ANYMORE WITHOUT ME PRESENT!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO F*%K UP MY IMAGE ANYMORE!!! YOU MAY NOT CARE IF I AM QUEEN OF THIS LAND BUT I MOST CERTAINLY DO!! DAMN IT BILL WILL YOU PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTS ON!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING! OH WAIT, YOU CAN’T THINK CAN YOU BILL? NOT WITH YOUR PANTS ON AT LEAST –CAN YOU BILL, CAN YOUUUUUU!!!! DON’T SAY A DAMN WORD BILL I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!!! YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY I DON’T THROW YOUR CHEESE BURGER EATING ASS OUT ON THE STREET. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT YEARS AGO BUT NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU BILL!!! BILL, CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME-TALKING-T O-YOU? I SAID I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE BILL!!!! STOP CRYING GIRLY MAN –I SAID STOP!!! YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT GODDAMNIT! YOUR GONNA BE FIRST MAN SOON AND YOU WILL LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR ME BILL R-E-S-P-E-C-T. SHUT UP BILL, SHUT UP BILL, SHUT THE HELL UP BILL! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY BILL –SOON I WILL HAVE SOME YOUNG ASS STUD EATING ME OUT AS I SIT IN THE OVAL OFFICE CHAIR. AND I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WATCH-CAN YOU HEAR ME BILL!!SHUT UP -I DIDN’T ASK YOU A QUESTION, DUMBASS!! AND WHERE IS THAT SLUT DAUGHTER OF YOURS BILL? PROBALLY OFF BLOWING SOME STRANGER –WHERE DID SHE LEARN THAT BILL, WHERE, WHERE W-H-E-R-E? SHUT THE HELL UP! IF IT WASN’T FOR ME YOU WOULD BE NOBODY, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHO WOULD WANT YOU IF I THREW YOUR ASS OUT –NOBODY!! BILL I TOLD YOU TO DO THESE GODDAMN DISHES-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MESS BILL? YOU CAN’T EVEN PICK UP THE EMPTY BEER CANS CAN U BILL? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME –I-DON’T-CARE! F*%KING PARTY ALL NIGHT AND YOU DON’T EVEN GOT THE GODDAMN SENSE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR HORR’S LEAVE! WHERE IS SHE BILLL? WHERE IS THAT BITCH MONICA –I KNOW YOUR STILL SEEING HER -THAT SLUT! IS SHE WITH OUR DAUGHTER BILL? IS SHE SHOWING MY DAUGHTER HOW TO BE A SLUT? DAMN IT BILL SHUT THE HELL UP! I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION –SO WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO TALK TO ME? If you would only talk to me bill everything would be fine. Why can’t we be the way it used to be? Why can’t you just love me the way you did when we first started dating? I bet Brock would want me bill. I bet HIS IS A LOT BIGGER THAN YOURS AND I BET HE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A DAMN WOMEN. UNLIKE U BILL, DO YOU EVEN CARE ANYMORE? SHUT UP JACKASS –I AM TALKING. YOUR ALWAYS INTERRUPTING ME –WHY, WHY W-H-Y?....................................


 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 05:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Enigmatic's original comment

Wow I think I dated her....GOOD ONE!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:43 PM
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Comment in reply to Enigmatic's original comment




I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for chevyracngirlchevyracngirl
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 12:30 AM
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Comment in reply to Enigmatic's original comment

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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No wire hangers ever!





(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 10:47 AM)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:43 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 03:09 PM
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"now, my mind control device is working, everyone who is watching me is under my control"

luckily, no one was watching

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 06:01 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
-Naruto Uzamaki
RuneScape player
name:neomaster911
lv:8X(see profile)
[icon]fish[/icon]

 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 05:37 PM
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BILL DID WHAT WITH HIS WHO WHERE?

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 05:38 PM
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You're not planning to smoke that thing...Are you!?!?!?

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 07:50 PM
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theres a snuke in my snatch?!?!

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:46 PM
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Comment in reply to Chevy7x's original comment



love the southpark

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 09:46 PM
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"Stop commenting about me, you pantless bastards !!!"


lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for chevyracngirlchevyracngirl
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 11:22 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 11:43 PM
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think shes saying............
The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for GandolfGandolf
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 08:23 AM
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Bill, W.T.F. is the page doing in there?


 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 09:19 AM
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1st Picture - What do you mean some nobody, non-white, junior Senator from Illinois is polling better than me?

2nd Picture - Damn it Bill, get that thing away from me. Who knows where it's been?


 
View Profile for cjvs1604cjvs1604
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 11:58 AM
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she looks like chewbacca in that picture


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