"Bill, what are you planning on doing with that cigar"

(This comment was modified on Apr 03, 2007 11:42 PM)

"Pull that huge muddy thing out of my @$$!"


(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 12:14 AM)

I never had sexual intercourse with that man !!

oh my god!!! a penis!! get it away!!!

what a cunt.

. . . "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
- Hillary Clinton

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1 st pic...
my god, how do get these love ball out.

2nd pic..

my god, they are my husbands bowling balls.

(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 09:15 AM)

That is as wide as I can open it, so grease it up.....

BILL!!!! WHAT THE HELLL ARE YOU DOING??? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC ANYMORE WITHOUT ME PRESENT!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO F*%K UP MY IMAGE ANYMORE!!! YOU MAY NOT CARE IF I AM QUEEN OF THIS LAND BUT I MOST CERTAINLY DO!! DAMN IT BILL WILL YOU PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTS ON!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING! OH WAIT, YOU CAN’T THINK CAN YOU BILL? NOT WITH YOUR PANTS ON AT LEAST –CAN YOU BILL, CAN YOUUUUUU!!!! DON’T SAY A DAMN WORD BILL I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!!! YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY I DON’T THROW YOUR CHEESE BURGER EATING ASS OUT ON THE STREET. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT YEARS AGO BUT NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU BILL!!! BILL, CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME-TALKING-T O-YOU? I SAID I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE BILL!!!! STOP CRYING GIRLY MAN –I SAID STOP!!! YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT GODDAMNIT! YOUR GONNA BE FIRST MAN SOON AND YOU WILL LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR ME BILL R-E-S-P-E-C-T. SHUT UP BILL, SHUT UP BILL, SHUT THE HELL UP BILL! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY BILL –SOON I WILL HAVE SOME YOUNG ASS STUD EATING ME OUT AS I SIT IN THE OVAL OFFICE CHAIR. AND I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WATCH-CAN YOU HEAR ME BILL!!SHUT UP -I DIDN’T ASK YOU A QUESTION, DUMBASS!! AND WHERE IS THAT SLUT DAUGHTER OF YOURS BILL? PROBALLY OFF BLOWING SOME STRANGER –WHERE DID SHE LEARN THAT BILL, WHERE, WHERE W-H-E-R-E? SHUT THE HELL UP! IF IT WASN’T FOR ME YOU WOULD BE NOBODY, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHO WOULD WANT YOU IF I THREW YOUR ASS OUT –NOBODY!! BILL I TOLD YOU TO DO THESE GODDAMN DISHES-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MESS BILL? YOU CAN’T EVEN PICK UP THE EMPTY BEER CANS CAN U BILL? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME –I-DON’T-CARE! F*%KING PARTY ALL NIGHT AND YOU DON’T EVEN GOT THE GODDAMN SENSE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR HORR’S LEAVE! WHERE IS SHE BILLL? WHERE IS THAT BITCH MONICA –I KNOW YOUR STILL SEEING HER -THAT SLUT! IS SHE WITH OUR DAUGHTER BILL? IS SHE SHOWING MY DAUGHTER HOW TO BE A SLUT? DAMN IT BILL SHUT THE HELL UP! I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION –SO WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO TALK TO ME? If you would only talk to me bill everything would be fine. Why can’t we be the way it used to be? Why can’t you just love me the way you did when we first started dating? I bet Brock would want me bill. I bet HIS IS A LOT BIGGER THAN YOURS AND I BET HE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A DAMN WOMEN. UNLIKE U BILL, DO YOU EVEN CARE ANYMORE? SHUT UP JACKASS –I AM TALKING. YOUR ALWAYS INTERRUPTING ME –WHY, WHY W-H-Y?....................................

No wire hangers ever!





(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2007 10:47 AM)

"now, my mind control device is working, everyone who is watching me is under my control"

luckily, no one was watching

BILL DID WHAT WITH HIS WHO WHERE?

You're not planning to smoke that thing...Are you!?!?!?

theres a snuke in my snatch?!?!

"Stop commenting about me, you pantless bastards !!!"


lol

think shes saying............

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Bill, W.T.F. is the page doing in there?

1st Picture - What do you mean some nobody, non-white, junior Senator from Illinois is polling better than me?

2nd Picture - Damn it Bill, get that thing away from me. Who knows where it's been?

she looks like chewbacca in that picture