Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

this user does not have a signature

i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on