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View Profile for zeroSignalzeroSignal
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 03:46 AM
2,589 tokens, 1.96 weeks wasted
Yeah, she'll cell-phone me to death.

[ nerdcore ]
1010011010

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 09:27 AM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

YOU CALL!! YOU CALL NOW!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for zeroSignalzeroSignal
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 12:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Why isn't he calling?
He said he'd call.
Why? Why? Why isn't he calling?
He promised he'd call.
He said "I'll call you."
Or did he?

He said he'd call!!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 08:18 PM
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Comment in reply to zeroSignal's original comment

Is it because I'm fat?
I'm fat. I knew it.
He thinks I'm a big fat cow.
I wonder if he's screwing my best friend.
I bet that little slut is screwing him. Thats why he isn't calling me.
Maybe I should drive over there and check on him, then call him.
Or maybe I should just wait here for him to call.
God I'm so fat.
Maybe he thinks I'm easy and he can just call me when ever he wants.
I bet thats it. I'm just his butter ball booty call.
I'll show him. I'll just not answer the phone when he calls. If he ever calls my dumpy ass again.
Why are all the nice boys gay?
I hope its not because I've turned them gay by smothering them to death and giving them a false impression that women are crazy. Because IM NOT CRAZY! I might have a few thoughts about my fat ass, or maybe about my friends screwing around with my boyfriend, well, this guy that I like, but that doesn't make me crazy. In fact it makes me normal. Yeah...it makes me normal that I obsess about a guy I like and about the size of MY ENORMOUS ASS that keeps knocking things over. God is it hot in here or it is just me? I think I'll go watch some tv. I think Desperate House Wives is on. I wonder if he's screwing his buddies mom. I bet thats why he isn't calling me. He thinks Im just some trick he can call on when ever he wants. I'll show him.
I'll just repeat everything that was just typed 1000 more times before I cry myself to sleep for the 5th time this week.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for zeroSignalzeroSignal
Posted on Oct 05, 2005 at 02:04 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

[ nerdcore ]
1010011010

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 01:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 06:21 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on Feb 16, 2007 at 11:26 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

kudos....u are very good!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 09:16 AM
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OMG!!!! It's one of the Olsen twins gone psycho!!!!! Run away! Run away! Or she might make you buy some of their Wal-Mart Clothes!

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 10:09 AM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for vegasbabe082vegasbabe082
Posted on Oct 05, 2005 at 01:03 PM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

lol That was a good one, she looks like the lost olsen twin.


 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 06:45 AM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

whats wrong with walmart?

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 09:51 AM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Nothing. Personally I like Wal-Mart. It's just an ongoing joke here. Ask Monkey about wally world, he loves it.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 09:52 AM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

wow i thought i was the only one who called it wally world

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 10:47 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted
I think this cross-eyed ho is getting ready to chop her tounge off...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for NGothWeTrustNGothWeTrust
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 11:40 PM
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Ahhh! Damn looks like my fuckin sis lol


 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Oct 05, 2005 at 02:31 AM
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Future psychopath hooker...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for girlgirl
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 06:23 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

imagine not paying that hooker!

live for today regret it tomorrow!

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 07:03 AM
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Comment in reply to girl's original comment

I couldn't imagine approaching her in the first place.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 01:42 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted
remeber guys, this is what getting a year older do to some of us girlsss.

if its not that its the flaming pink icing someone chose for her cake..

keep in mind guys not all girls like PINK

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for TrojanHorseTrojanHorse
Posted on Oct 27, 2005 at 12:20 PM
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Pchyco killer

Hung Like a Horse!!!

 
View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 01:44 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
Take my wallet please!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

 
View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 10:33 PM
538 tokens, 2.43 days wasted
imagine if this was your date

just ask this scientician

 
View Profile for TheFinalCutTheFinalCut
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 01:19 PM
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Comment in reply to hoodedclaw's original comment

dude dont even talk like that


 
View Profile for gryffindor84gryffindor84
Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 04:26 PM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted
Run everybody, it's a psycho biotch who is gonna kill everyone here if they post bad comments about her!

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View Profile for adrianadrian
Posted on Jan 05, 2006 at 03:10 AM
35 tokens, 1.85 hours wasted
she a crazy bi.t.c.h

This has been and Adrian Production

 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 09:53 PM
3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
o so scary....... *pulls ut AK-47*

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

 
View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 08, 2006 at 03:23 AM
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now that is really fucking scary

save the chief

 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 12:58 AM
789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted
damn i think thats hot

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 10:13 PM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

then whadya think is ugly? that anoying fat chick who is proud of it?

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
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View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Aug 15, 2006 at 06:48 AM
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Comment in reply to Naruto's original comment

i was kidding when i said she was hot thats not hot this is hot


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i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 12:01 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted
that looks like one of the olson twins almost

(This comment was modified on Apr 28, 2006 12:04 PM)

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 11:24 PM
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A butcher knife with pink frosting on it is simply not intimidating at all.

No signature.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 30, 2007 at 11:58 PM
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Comment in reply to metalhed4200's original comment

but the bitch is scarry!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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