i hope the reason for wanting it, is NOT because of the size of it`s tongue.

That's it dude gloves are off.......You said you would be good but once again you live out your
emoticon... Your all big & bad hiding up in the hills aren't you?? Come on out and say that to my face!! Come on sweetie,, come play I have a nice bottle of Bud with your name on it!!

i told you bri and i are back we are holed up in this bar.i have dutch courage now.
* takes a big swig of bud and burps noisily *

Good, Keep it up..More beer here barkeep,, First comes the scratching of oneself and then the burping and then the mother loads of all a big fat stinky fart and BOOM !! Bar is all cleared out and patrons are PAYING ME to take you away!!!! Once again you shall fall into my clutches, ... here's hoping i catch you & that mannerless bkv,,


,,slinks away looking for rope....