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Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 04:58 AM
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Be careful how you shake that bottle around....

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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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shirls
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 01:19 PM
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what the hulk gets up to in his own time is up to him leave him alone

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 01:26 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

@ what the hulk gets up to in his own time is up to him leave him alone

Now thats the **konifur** sense of humor coming thru !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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shirls
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 01:28 PM
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well i did say im konifurs daughter so blame him for everything i say or do its his fault i was born

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 02:47 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

The truthshall set you free !! Speak woman speak !! WooWhoooooooooooo A real chip of the ol'block!!!! I love it.. Konifur better call on ye buddies again !! Muwahahahhhhahahahahahaha hahahah
I have ye own flesh & blood on me side now you dirty dog,,,,,

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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mine
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 04:57 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

Welcome Konifurs daughter!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 06:00 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

Hey Shirl... are you the sort to play games??? You a 'Daddy's Girl' or a 'Naughty Girl'?... We have a space for another 'Twisted Sister' and Lynn, Sweets and I would love to make you one

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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shirls
Posted on Jun 12, 2008 at 11:55 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

im a daddys girl when i want something and a naughty girl behind his bk what he doesnt no doesnt hurt him

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konifur
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 01:40 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

oh i know, i know, bamber sees all and tells me all,i have extreme power on my side.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 04:52 AM
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You don't know nothin' Daddy... as far as most Fathers believe, thier little girl is an angel and only lost her virginity on her wedding-night to a very gentle man who would never ravage your daughter but treat her like a 'Fairy princess'
But your little girl is gonna be part of the BIG GIRLS GANG

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 11:39 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

my little girl shirls is an angel....A FRIGGING HELLS ANGEL.

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 07:02 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh poor Daddy, has the shiny golden halo slipped from his little girls head

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jun 14, 2008 at 12:28 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

that has been strangling her since she was 10 years old.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 15, 2008 at 06:49 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh poor Koni... I bet she really loves her Daddy for all the fun and embarrassment you have been to her...Word of warning my Darling... it is our kids that choose the Resthome we go into when we are old, best you start making plans for escape

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 05:23 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

well we will see little girl... expected to be put to the testYou have to be a truely bad girl to be a 'Twisted Sister'there sometimes has to be a little disciplineSometimes a little lovin'

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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shirls
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 07:30 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ppl think im all sweet and nice and i would rather they think that cause they will never believe ppl when they say ive been bad and i always get away with it

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 08:28 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

OK little Sister good luck and if you need us we sill be there

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 02:58 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

" What he doesnt know " wont turn your ass warm and a lovely shade of firetruck red.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jun 13, 2008 at 04:39 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

That would work normally but she is a consenting ADULT sir she can start shit anytime she wants now !! she is a mother and they are always right !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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shirls
Posted on Jun 14, 2008 at 11:03 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

i love it that i have someone to stick up for me woo hoo and my dad would never put one finger on me cause i could hurt him more and he is scared