Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

May the fleas of a thousand apes nestle in your crotch....

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"Don't sweat the small shit"

I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....