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quEEny
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 12:57 PM
8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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cjvs1604
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 01:57 PM
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how'd they catch him?

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 07:22 PM
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Comment in reply to cjvs1604's original comment

This Lady, Miss Betty *Boob* Shower led us to his arrest this evening Sir and he is now awaiting Trial before judge Meyer who is coming out of retirement just to put this horrible criminal away at last

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 09:09 AM
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they baited me with a huge pair of tits they knew i could not resist blubbering.attached to those tits was a police woman.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 07:18 PM
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Mr Konifur we arrest you for the Murder of Mr Tito... it is believed that you were at the scene of the crime and had plenty of motive

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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capttomguam
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 07:28 PM
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"Sir Konifur"; Not to worry....as we speak, I am having your Bail arranged...in the meantime I have placed money on your jailhouse account so's you can purchase your much needed wipes! In your cell may I suggest that you "Endeavor to Persevere" and keep a "Stiff Upper Lip" and your "Pud in the Mud!"
.............Sincerely,
.............Capt. TOM Esq.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 09:52 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

The other inmates will use him as a pin coushion. muhahahahahahaha.

hang'em high Boys.

Oh wait, the trial hasnt begun yet.

We'll hang him afterwards.

Muhahahahahaha

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konifur
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 09:08 AM
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oh i see i will get a fair trial and then you will hang me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 09:53 AM
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No, In actuality the evidence will decide your fate. we do have a fair justice system.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 09:41 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

He could use a coupla cartons a smokes.

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konifur
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 09:45 AM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

smuggle them in, i need them to give to these hairy assed cell mates to keep them at bay.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 10:02 AM
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I believe one of them cellmates will be offering to keep you close company and offer lots of attention. muhahahahahaha

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konifur
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 10:05 AM
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Comment in reply to Oscar_Meyer's original comment

i am standing here with ass cheeks clenched and my back to the wall.*gulps*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

He just wants a little love and attention. Did I mention he was well Hung, like a horse. Muhahahahahaha

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Token
Posted on Jun 24, 2008 at 12:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Oscar_Meyer's original comment

You would do well to remember the attention this prisoner wants, as you may end up there with him when we prove that our client is innocent, and you are a corrupted official.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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capttomguam
Posted on Jun 25, 2008 at 02:08 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Naa....I sez we take him on a one way fishing trip

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Jun 25, 2008 at 09:41 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

send in 30 bottles of bud for me and my mates.
they are not threating anymore since i told them i had sex with a bear.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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