I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

No signature.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"