Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

Excuse me ma'am, I lost my puppy in the back of that van, wanna help me find it?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

Lalalala...

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson