Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

it s not a bug ! it s a feature !!
- David St-Onge

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

Freinds: will bail you out of jail------Your best freinds: Will be sitting in
jail next to you saying {Damn she didnt look like a cop}

Gun control means,hitting your target.

"I won't be the victim,
but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights
as metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me
it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me
I'll never let you seize control"

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

Lifes short so Live it up

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde