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27 comments | Posted by TacoMan5000 51 months ago
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View Profile for PapercupPapercup
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 08:13 AM
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heh, I'm a non-believer but I fully respect a person's belief in what nobody can prove does not exist. But, I really hate this What Would Jesus Do thing.

Well, apparently he would march up and down the street with a cardboard sign saying 'Fags are Evil' and then upon finding a slightly feminine guy, smash his brain into the pavement.

If I've offended any Christians... well do as your lord says... and forgive me.


 
View Profile for FaytFayt
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 08:35 AM
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Comment in reply to Papercup's original comment

True, but CRAZY. never comment on religion, dude your gonna get shot

u like me or u dont i dont care

 
View Profile for beccers99beccers99
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 02:52 PM
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Comment in reply to Papercup's original comment

You've got to keep in mind that this is just a guide that has been grosly mssinterpreted over the years. The origional texts are long gone and the translators and higher ups in the origional religeous communities have probably only included what they think is proper and added quite a few of their own things as well. Thie book is a guide. PEOPLE SHOULD NOT FOLLOW A BOOK ANYWAY! So most people who have been burned by "christians" please keep in mind that they are not following true faith...I am Christian...but I believe it's not anybodys say what really goes on in Gods head. We're not supposed to know everything anyway.


 
View Profile for PapercupPapercup
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 06:18 AM
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Comment in reply to beccers99's original comment

I agree it could successfully be used as a moral guide for a person... unless, it could be argued, that morals are relative to the individual (let's not get into that).

I was reading an interesting article (I forget where ), it pointed out that the references to homosexuality being a sin in the eyes of the lord can be altered considerably when you substitute the various interpretations of the word.... I shall edit this post should I rediscover the word. But one of the interpretations was 'male prostitute'.

I can't remember if my original comment was wildly offensive... infact I seem to remember the picture starting out quite funny, but deterioating into an anti-christian rant.


 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 09:07 PM
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Comment in reply to beccers99's original comment

Screw the book just follow the ten commanments, which will keep you out of jail or the jerry springer show

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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View Profile for izzy77izzy77
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 09:23 AM
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I'm all for free speech, as a Catholic i'm a bit offneded, butI respect the Constitution, anyways it seems that making fun of Christians is the cool thing to do nowadays -- its the new "Black". If that was a Koran, the ACLU would be on this site like a fat kid on cake...


 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 07:24 PM
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Comment in reply to izzy77's original comment

Well said.

(additional text)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for VijchtiVijchti
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 09:16 PM
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Comment in reply to izzy77's original comment

Haha, you've completely lost your sense of humor if you think that the photo is making fun of Christians. It's a social comment on the ridiculous idea that we must now place little stickers in science books that say "WARNING: EVOLUTION IS ONLY A THEORY."

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 09:52 AM
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Thats well said, too

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for FireWolfFireWolf
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 03:34 PM
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Comment in reply to izzy77's original comment

the ACLU would never try to attack free speech. the ACLU is about defending civil liberties, not attacking them. also, I haven't noticed this "making fun of Christians" trend. Christians make up a big majority of U.S. citizens, so unless they're making fun of themselves, the idea that making fun of Christians is becoming popular is way off. you can be as offended as you want by this post, but there is a lot of truth to it. you say you're a Catholic - the Vatican planned the Inquisition (the systematic torture and murder of non-Catholics). it was also complicit in the Nazi Holocaust. Christian fanaticism also led to burning of "witches," bloody wars against Muslims (the Crusades), and is a factor in public support for the Bush's modern-day imperialist Crusade, along with racism. I'm a spiritual person, but adherence to dogma interferes with our understanding of social reality. way too many people call themselves Christians and completely forget the teachings of Jesus, whom both Muslims and Hindus consider to be a great prophet. if you really want to follow Jesus' message, you should see how much there is to learn from other religions. I find Taoist philosophy particularly helpful. "The rigid and stiff will be broken. the soft and flexible will overcome." "moderation is the greatest thing for teaching people and serving Heaven." "when people see things as good, evil is created. when people see things as ugly, beauty is created. long and short define each other. before and after follow each other."

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

 
View Profile for zman14zman14
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:32 AM
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lol retards why is stupid enough to put a warning label on a bible

(This comment was modified on Jan 07, 2006 10:33 AM)

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View Profile for sleepygirlbrsleepygirlbr
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:55 AM
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Religion is a very sensitive topic...I had a lot of friends from different religions in high school, so we learned to discuss about it but with respect....

Happy New Years!!!

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 12:43 PM
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taco, u r one sick puppy

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for atxman76atxman76
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 04:56 PM
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gay. Anyways that is some funny shit. If anyone offends any bible thumpers OOOOOOOOOH WELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !![/B] they will get over it. Besides they have more important things to worry about like gay marriages and shit.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 08:18 PM
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im jewish, so in my mind, I WIN!

its like the jackass episode where chris decides to wlak around the streets of LA in a satan costume, with a sign saying "keep god out of cailifornia"
he would yell stuff to crowd, like "im really not a bad guy, that stuff in the bible is false"

well, one guy comes over, grabs chris' sign, brakes it over his knee, and throws chris into a parked car

chris just responds by " you're goin to hell, now!"

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for VijchtiVijchti
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 09:17 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

That's awesome! I hate Jackass, but his retort is worth the quote.

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

 
View Profile for WolfWolf
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 01:26 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Man I love Jackass


 
View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 11:36 PM
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all bibles should carry this warning

just ask this scientician

 
View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 08:00 AM
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A true Christian would not mind this sort of offense.....they are taught to turn the other cheek.
And......I am not talking about their ass!

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

 
View Profile for momentmoment
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 02:04 PM
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I think this is horrible that someone would even think of putting sucha label on the bible especially the firtst line but beyond that first line of warning i wouldnt be suprised we have those labels everywhere yet i mean they put those warnings on cans of peas saying warning for consumpsion only not for snorting or something dumb


 
View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 10:47 PM
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this is a sketch subject

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View Profile for CoinCoin
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 03:49 PM
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Y'all are WRONG for this. Don't PLAY with The BOOK.

(This comment was modified on Jan 22, 2006 03:50 PM)


 
View Profile for JakJakJakJak
Posted on Jan 26, 2006 at 06:03 PM
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you guys think THAT'S fucked up? read this:

http://www.fourwinds10.com/corner/black-pope.htm

it'll blow your mind!

sex is like a cheeseburger. when it's good, it's awesome.
when it sucks, it's still pretty damn good.

 
View Profile for maccx_pmaccx_p
Posted on Jan 31, 2006 at 12:37 AM
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There is a time when Judgement will be made, not by man, not by a prophet, not by angel, not by demi-god, but by GOD. Believe what you will, choose your path wisely for the truth remains the truth.

Peace

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Feb 07, 2006 at 09:38 AM
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Comment in reply to maccx_p's original comment

Well spoken...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 14, 2006 at 02:31 PM
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it's funny....maybe it'll give them pause before slapping those labels on science books.

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View Profile for izziesbackizziesback
Posted on Jun 07, 2006 at 07:03 PM
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BULL

Have you ever noticed that the right thing to do is always the hardest thing to
do?

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