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AppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 24, 2008 at 04:29 PM
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I can't read it very well even at 600x800. Does it say 'Did I fist you?'

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 24, 2008 at 08:12 PM
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yes, yes it does

No signature.

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 24, 2008 at 08:15 PM
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thanks lol

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 24, 2008 at 08:14 PM
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Yes, it does.

lol

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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konifur

Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 12:33 AM
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i know that the biggest drawback ever is an elephants forskin.
ok i`m going to my room.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:08 AM
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I love you, You are so sick. lol

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur

Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:36 AM
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some bugger keeps phoning me up and starts singing prince charming and stand and deliver i have told him a few times to piss off but he`s adamant.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:48 AM
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so, Do you know who sung this song?
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if Id had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like Id never seen
Experience something different with our new imported toy
Shes loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy.
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when Im feeling naughty I blow her up with air
Shes cuddly and shes bouncy, shes like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
Shes everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur

Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:53 AM
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well that will be the old school teacher that used to live not 12 miles from where i live called sting and his group was the police.
who also wrote fantastic lyrics like" doo do do da da da"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:55 AM
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I cracked up when I found that song.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 12:40 PM
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Adam Ant?

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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konifur

Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:24 PM
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adam ant of the pop group adam and the ants,a pop icon in the late 70`s.he tried to make a come back in the 90`s but failed miserably.
BTW he was shite.but the young girls creamed there knickers when they saw him.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 02:36 AM
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he was shit! im so old! !