Eh....how could that be possible might I ask?

*grabs dry erase marker and walks to a white board* Ok, we know that beer is an alcholic substance, *draws beer* we also know almost every alcoholic substance is flammable, *draws beer blowing up*. Now the only way that these beers could be used as candles is if somebody stuck real, full beer cans on the cake *draws cake with beer cans on them* the only way to make them candle is to place something else flammable in them, a stick *draws a stick inside the bottles*. Because a stick burns to ashes after a given time period, once lit, the stick acts like a wick *draws a flame on the wick* and we all know wicks run out eventually *draws flame lower on beer*. If they lit these cans, and they were full, the only way they could put a stick in them is to open them *draws top view of cake with beer and stick* and once the flame gets into the can it's too late to put it out and your only other option is to back off before it reaches the beer and blows up the cake *draws cake blowing up*. How's that? *caps marker*

I REALLY AM CONFUSED ...Taking it from the top, how does the "beer" (Lite/light beer just being coloured water anyhow) blow up again???

Lite beer? I thought you meant regular beer and alcoholics...Water can't blow up, alcohol can....

Well i don't think the can'll exlpode cause a regular can of beer, light especially, is watered down and doesnt have a lot of liquor in it. There is a sligth chance the cans'll blow up but they wouldn't be huge explosions.

How long did it take you to do all that research??

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Not only warm but it's a brand that I've never even heard of.

its all yankie 2 me teehe!

LOL It does kinda look like they just hashed it together doesn't it??

I bet you could find cigarette ashes in there somewhere.

Cigarrette ashes wtf lol