Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.