Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....

"Don't sweat the small shit"