I hope Lynn doesn't see this... she was thinking of getting a tattoo

i will only be there to meet you, the beer of course, to join in your quiz and see if i can get the most silliest answers.
i can imagine walking in your pub and everything will suddenly go quite as a stranger enters.

*insert wind blowing emotion here*

A Limerick for you:

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed all the prices of ale.
And, on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
there was the same list in braille.

A Limerick i just made up...

there was a lady from totnes
who wore a beautiful dress
but don`t look up it to see her cunt
as it will be bamber doing a charity stunt.

oh well i was never that good at limericks.

Are you a Negroewe? heh canoodian spelling.


hmmm all that shit on her...low self esteem???

wouldnt work in the US... wait staff must be fully clothed... no curlies in my taters please.

(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2008 11:05 AM)

this does not happen in the UK apart from in totnes. well how can describe totnes ,mmmmmmmm well put it this way J. R. R. Tolkien based his novels there.go there if anyone is awake, expect the expected.