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AunTime
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 10:28 AM
1,154 tokens, 1 week wasted

Thatz jus telling her not to have any more kids. Plus she'll probably re-gift it anywayz.

"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:23 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

She should have swallowed !! CHEAPER YET !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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paulie
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:27 PM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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killapenguin
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:32 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I have the hardest time trying to find women that think like you!

" " - Harpo Marx

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:42 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

We are here keep looking...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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paulie
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 01:16 PM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

found one!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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bigster
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 02:02 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

Dear Mom,

Happy Mothers Day! I do not want anymore brothers or sisters. Please enjoy the condoms.

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 08:16 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

where did the 70`s pop group 10CC get their name from?
this picture may give you a clue.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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WileyWeasel
Posted on May 26, 2007 at 03:10 PM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The average amount of sperm ejaculated.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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konifur
Posted on May 27, 2007 at 01:06 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

you are correct dave.take a high 5

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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