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Barbie Goes Modern
14 comments | Posted by videophotog 42 months ago

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 21, 2006 at 05:21 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

wow, i feel dumber after seeing this than i do after drinking a 750ml of Captain

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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minodude
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 12:43 AM
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Morgan?

he comes to seahawks games and give us hugs

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 09:07 AM
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aye, captain morgan indeed.

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kirby
Posted on Aug 21, 2006 at 11:23 PM
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please dont tell me this is for real!!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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crazyloca
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 12:04 AM
300 tokens, 1.33 weeks wasted

WOW..... What next r they gonna try to teach our kids next????

Now their telling them to "marry rich and when u get a divorce take him for all he's got"...

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 12:12 AM
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there's one problem to all this: if you marry a rich man, expect him to use his money bankrupting you.......that's what i would do anyway.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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videophotog
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 12:34 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

THIS ISN'T REAL...YET. True Mattel has taken a break from Ken, but this is a SPOOF on the joke (there are many versions):

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

You can still vote if you think it was funny though!

(This comment was modified on Aug 22, 2006 12:59 AM)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 01:35 PM
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you're joking?

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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konifur
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 02:17 AM
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is it just me ,but im sure barbies tits are getting bigger.( maybe she`s had a boob job,paid for by ken.)i think barbie and heather mccartney are best mates.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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videophotog
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 03:02 AM
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You're not kidding. My 5 year old daughter picked out her favorite Barbie the other day and it looked like Hooker Barbie! Cheap make up and short dress. I guess if it's Mattel it's swell!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 22, 2006 at 01:37 PM
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is there a Barbie gang banged several times?

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 23, 2006 at 01:55 AM
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Barbie has been a slut for years and a roll-model for little girls for years....thats why we have soooooo many slutty girls running around....thank you Barbie.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

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they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 23, 2006 at 01:55 AM
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Barbie has been a slut for years and a roll-model for little girls for years....thats why we have soooooo many slutty girls running around....thank you Barbie.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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MRB
Posted on Aug 23, 2006 at 12:20 PM
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does it also mention she slep with her lawer

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

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