Roses? Roses? You're fighting over a bloody bunch of flowers????

we are the roses the girls are just dandelions.
well there have been wars fought over sillier things.

You mean you are the PRICKles and we are the soft, dewy, sweet scented, delicate flowers

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we are the petals you girls are the thorns in our sides.

You are the one who was tripped up by your own drooling buddy, I just went flash and I had Kleanex being waved at me remember... more over do you remember these

not only did i trip over bri but slipped in his drool and went my full length...splat.

I recognise that slapper...

You are right, she has served us well as a lethal weapon, succeeding in distracting Konifur and making him 'Drop His Weapon'

she has mad me grab my weapon.* grabs crotch and gyrates hips like a dirty teenager.*

good weapon huh?

if i went to court i would be prosecuted with "assault with a friendly weapon."

Drooling Buddy???!!!!!!

Is that what you think of me??!!!

Well then if that is the case then I withdraw my white flag and I hereby proclaim that I am re-entering this fight.

You won't be able to trick me again,

You are sooo quick to fight... I didn't mean you Bri, I forgot to put in a bloody comma, please go back and read it again and I will fix it now!!!


I went back and checked and it was YOU who didn't read it right... I was calling Konifur 'buddy' not you and the comma should have shown that!!! but if you want another chance to fight because you can't bloody read then BUDDY BRING IT ON! ! ! !

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This wouldn't happen to be another trick? would it.
because I said some harsh things in another post. If you are on the level then you will lay down your weapons and surrender to me now.

Hang on a bit Mr!!! You give me a 'knee trembler' and then lose interested just like that, and if I remember you surrendered to me. Remember the word 'UNCLE'You know that I won before you did lastnight

i Remember the word 'UNCLE'...it stands for,"United Network Command for Law and Enforcement"

Ah I remember that... loved it, are you trying to change the subject??? Wanna just say 'Bugga it' and forget that we both screwed up??? I will if you willI don't want to knock you around, I enjoy you heapz

HA! we are u.n.c.l.e
you girls are t.h.r.u.s.h....
(Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.)

Do you even know what you said?can you explain it to me

in the tv show "the man from uncle" there was goodies and baddies.THRUSH where the baddies.UNCLE where the goodies.

I have never lost interest.

You must understand that you boast about using such tactics to trick us into surrender. So how am I to know if it was for real(so to speak) or just a trick.

I clearly surrendered under duress at the time but I can be persuaded to lay down my arms for good. If you do the same. No more pot shots at me and I at you. No winners, no loser, Mutual cease fire.

I can not speak for Steve, Pat or bamber, but I feel this war is pointless and I'm not even sure how it started, but I have heard enough about it.

all war is pointless major bri,but stay with it.the girls will crack soon and will be our servants and be there for all our needs.
if not and they over power us me and thee will leg it to you know where and we will be safe.
the girls just want us for gimps.
the war will be over by xmas.

I'm tempted to go there now to get away from all of this. I have Lost the will to fight. I have been broken, and none of the king's soldiers can put me back together again.

STOP! impersonating humpty dumpty and get a grip major bri.

I just read debz comment (below) Believe me when I say that I do have a grip of myself.

I'm trying to decide what to say in reply to it. I'm.......Speechless.

Sorry, if I had a white flag I would be waving it.will a white glove do?

Sweetbirdy is gonna kill me...I'll deal with it

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A white flag?? A Glove?? Well if your going to raise that flag you should have told me and I would not have spent the last 3 hours getting our new uniforms ready !!! So does this mean your calling a truce General?? No winners or losers just PEACE !!! waiting on your answer General?????
Besides we make better lovers than fighters even tho you did show promise, I think maybe you might be right here.. it IS ONLY the 2 of us !!
And how many of them?? I always say if you can't beat em join em !!!

Me too, I hate fighting...you win for now and in the future, yes you can hold me to that. I took the 'pot shots' because I'm stupid... no other reason. You have my white flag... if I knew where to get a picture of one, please accept my surrender

uh.....I.....I'm speechless.

Is this a trick? I certainly hope not.

I agree with this mutual cease fire between You and myself. .

it`s a trick major bri, debz would never desert sweets.she will have you in a gimp suit before you can say,"supercalifragilistic expialidocious" and i know what suit she will put you in and after a few nervous farts you will look like this........

In the interest of peace, I must chance it. But I will be cautious.

Trust me I know what I'm doing.

I think

ok major bri go with my blessing. but if you have to run...you know where to run to, i will meet you there.she will not get you at our rendezvous place.

Your not running now are you?

precautions major precautions.i will go down with the ship.
if we had one.

OMG !!! OMG !!! I just spit my tea all over my new puter... talk about a sticky situation !!!

You are the one who keeps the war going here DUDE !!! STOP ANTAGINIZING the troops!!! Now if you'll excuse me I have a sticky desk and a new pair of panties I need to change !! OMG !!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soiled panties.

i am under orders from sir bamber MP.

MP= muck pusher

I give!!! U.N.C.L.E. PEACE IT IS!!!

Such as the War of Jenkins' Ear, perhaps?

i looked that one up.

You are such a sookBamber will fall just like the rest of you ha ha ha *insane eye rolling*Now sit there in the corner and have a sweety and behave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks debz, i`m gonna lick them very delicately.

*insane eye rolling* eh?

I found these under the coffee table, are they yours then?

Yup they sure are.. they don't call me "Crazy-Eyes Monkey Girl" for nuthin'. I was there lastnight checkin up on ya

You my dear are not to tell them anything !! By telling Bamber about your secret mission last night he will now double the security around the camp !! We must not discuss our statergy plans with the enemy!!! I'd say you deserve KP duty for your indiscresions but since it's only me & you I can't enforce that punishment !! Our plans must be kept confidental !! Now put on your cammy uniform and pay attention to their tricks... There is NO PEACE untill they surrender completly,, ALL OF THEM !!

Sorry Sweets, I am right now polishing up the weapons to go in and force a submission... wish me luck Babe I may be some time

Forget it. It won't work.

I know now how you operate. You lured me in and pulled a blanket over my eyes, and called me honey and babe, and did great (imaginary) things to me. But now the truth comes out and I can see clearly now.


I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see all the obstacles in my way.

One of my favourite mondegreens (misheard lyrics) there Bri.
I remember standing next to someone singing along to that at the top of their voice...
I can see clearly now the pain has gone,
I can see all hospitals in my way...

one of my favorite is the summer of 69 misheard...
Got my first real sex dream,
I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

Don't you be kicking me aside BUDDY... you make my knees tremble and then you go trying to find knit-picky rEasons to shite on meRead it a gain and then KISS MY ASS

*RUNS UP BEFORE BRI AND PLACES A BIG SMACKING KISS ON LEFT BUTTOCK*
* runs away laughing hysterically*

Thanxz Konifur, you are a smuck and I luv ya

when she said," i will keep an eye out for you." i thought it was just a saying.

in the words of Al Jolson...."YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET!"