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29 comments | Posted by paulie 34 months ago
An Alkward Situation
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 13, 2007 at 01:21 PM
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I didnt think a Gay Ninja was possible.

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View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on Apr 13, 2007 at 01:51 PM
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no, that's REALLYbad timing!

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View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Apr 13, 2007 at 04:06 PM
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Comment in reply to quEEny's original comment

Not if the young lady called for a threesome on her terms......

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 13, 2007 at 04:07 PM
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no, bad timing would be when he's getting ready for the money shot, then turns, sees the guy, and aims at the guy...

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 12:13 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

when you say," money shot, " do you mean ," vinegar stroke."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 12:19 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

its a porn actor term

sorry

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 12:52 PM
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highlander katana & wakizashi, assorted shuriken, pair of sai, pair of kamas, pair of nunchaku, 2 pairs of butterfly swords, a pair of tonfas, a do, and i can't quite make out the little thing about the shuriken.

see what kind of non-life i lead?

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

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that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 04:04 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

you cant have a highlander katana

highlanders are scottish, katanas are japanese

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 05:13 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

i know, but it's explained in the first movie. ramirez acquires a katana in japan, teaches connor to use it, connor inherits it when ramirez dies, later teaches duncan to use it. the ones on the wall look like connor's. *ahem*

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 06:25 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

the first movie of what?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 07:14 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

highlander. there are like...4 movies, with 2 more coming, and at least 2 tv series.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

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View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 06:19 AM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

man, you really know you're japanese weapons !
you have a thumbs up from me

i don't know why you say you lead a non-life. don't you have a girlfriend, wife, friends?

any of them makes life be a great thing

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View Profile for minemine
Posted on Apr 14, 2007 at 03:53 PM
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Unless she owns the weapons!

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 15, 2007 at 04:11 PM
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ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO PLAY AROUND WHEN THEY ARE ALL READY SPOKEN FOR IS NOTHING MORE THAN TRASH IN MY EYES. LET ALONE IN YOUR OWN HOME?? HE'D BE GONE RIGHT ALONG WITH HIS HO & COMPLETE BED.. I WOULD NEED A NEW ONE YESTERDAY .

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View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 10:50 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Huh?

Lots of strange assumptions made there.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 05:37 AM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

A lot of assumtions?? No just stating the facts. Anyone who is already taken should have ENOUGH BRAINS not to cheat let alone in their own home? She should have done her cheating at a motel not in the same bed she sleeps in with the real spouse. If it was me, I'd throw both of them out and burn the bed!! ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 01:19 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Your assumptions:

A) How do you know the girl is the partner of the guy walking in, and not the guy

B) How do you know it is their shared house

C) How do you know the guy walking in is not a parent of one of the two and not a partner

D) How do you know it is NOT a hotel room

There are other assumptions that are made as well, but we'll just touch on those. Clearly, you have an issue with infidelity which colours your judgement of what is going on.

In my view the humour of the picture is that the guy walking in is about to catch them in bed, and has a readily available store of weapons to react with. The implication is that someone might just get something chopped off for being a cheat or being caught by Dad or something... your ranting, screaming response is actually funny because the LEAST of anyone's worries in that situation is being kicked out.

Getting kicked out would be a blessing compared to losing vital organs.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 01:31 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

HUH?? OMG !! DID YOU WATCH IT? AT ALL?? BOTTOM LINE HERE IS CHEATING NEVER PAYS!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 06:21 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

hmm, you are kind...
i would cut his balls after letting him hang by them for some time.

then i'd throw her in to the street but naked and lock the door!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 10:43 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

That's something I would NOT do!! I would think about it...it's only human nature to retaliate.
But I wouldn't do it cause then I would go to jail for murdering scum and now I have to live with that scum for the next 25 years??? I THINK NOT!! No I'll let GOD make his judgement call
and pray I'm a fly on rhe wall the day God gives him his just rewards !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 11:02 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

a man does not die if you cut his balls!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 11:08 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

He will if you have him tied up for a week in bed with no medical care... Just lying in the bed he made with his nuts in his mouth and a pool of blood between his legs,,,,, Hmmmm???? What do you think??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 11:13 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I think that you know nothing about torture.
If the captive dies is no good.
So you have to take care of him so he won't die.
Plus... we don't have to be so drastic.
Cutting his eggs and making him eat them , that should be enough

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 11:43 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

Who said anything about torture? If I was to go that way I only want him to die.. if it takes a week to bleed to death so what!! BONUS for me !!
I'm not in it for torture,,just to kill what he has killed in me...My heart and soul.........

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 06:15 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

well, I have a question. how do you know she told him she was spoken for?

lots of ladies do that!(not mentioning they are taken)

(and lots of guys, but there's nothing new in that )

(This comment was modified on Aug 08, 2008 06:16 AM)

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

I don't.....I only seen the pic and it is obvisouly not HIS place but HERS.. And again
no one knows for sure if either one said anything about being spoken for,,,,BUT it still comes down to CHEATING !!!!!!!! And cheating is the begining of the END...........it never pays...........

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Oct 23, 2008 at 07:54 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

well! Sometimes it pays! Saw somewhere this situation: guys takes advantage of girl; after years girl gets married and has an affair with the guy only so that her husband woul kill that guy for her; of course the husband goes to jail and she remains with the money!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 23, 2008 at 02:52 PM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

She's a goldigging hoochie..that's not a woman..
You men I swear!!!!! Sheesh! You can't make a
Silk purse from a swine's ear..........

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
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Posted on Apr 23, 2007 at 08:32 PM
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SHARED ACCOMODATION SUX!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD SIGNATURE IF SOMEONE HAS ONE MAYBE YOU COULD LOAN IT TO
ME

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