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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 03:06 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Where was she when I was young and single?!?! I did marry Ms, Right, however....I just didnt know her first name was Always

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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chris26
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 04:05 PM
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People are gonna hate you nomatter what you do ,So SMILE

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 05:52 PM
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Comment in reply to chris26's original comment

and dont you forget it either!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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10step
Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Yes Ma'am.

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 03:48 PM
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Comment in reply to 10step's original comment

mmmmmmmm ive forgotten!

The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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nightcrawler
Posted on Oct 23, 2008 at 07:03 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

We are not like blenders! And you know why: to provide safety, to conceve a child , to help with problems!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 05:50 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

and dont you forget it!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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atxman76
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 09:50 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

Thats some funny shit right there. The need to add that as part of the sex ed class.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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But there's not school like the school of experience

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 04:01 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

I wonder why they cropped Mr Right's adams apple???

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bulldozer
Posted on Aug 03, 2006 at 08:03 PM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

and her middle name is Thinkshes

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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Homefries
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 09:02 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

It may be a long time until she shows up

(This comment was modified on Jan 01, 2006 09:50 PM)

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 12:35 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Sounds like the party I went to on New Years.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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GuySmiley
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 07:23 AM
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what an excellent motto!

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atxman76
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 09:52 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

she is probably a butter face

like every thing looks good butter face

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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aph21
Posted on Jan 02, 2006 at 05:30 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to atxman76's original comment

That's what paper bags are for...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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ramrock
Posted on Jan 03, 2006 at 08:48 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

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O.K. I am stupid...what is a butter face?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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atxman76
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 10:34 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

everything BUTTER FACE.
everything BUT HER FACE.
CHICKS WITH REAL NICE LOWER BODIES, LIKE FROM THE NECK DOWN. WITH A FACE THAT IS...WELL NOT TO PLEASENT FOR THE EYES. MAYBE SO UGLY THAT HER PUSSY COULD BE MADE OF A THOUSAND TINY HANDS AND MOUTHS READY TO GIVE HAND AND BLOW JOBS FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE, BUTTER FACE KILLS THE MOOD.
I hope this helps

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 04, 2006 at 12:14 PM
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Comment in reply to atxman76's original comment

Great explaination....Thanks for the incite.....

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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cityfire7
Posted on Feb 03, 2006 at 09:01 AM
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Comment in reply to atxman76's original comment

Or a six pack and a light switch

"you light 'em....we fight 'em"

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Phoenix_84
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 11:26 AM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

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when the lights are out, does it really matter

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 03, 2006 at 06:22 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Aids in the making......

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 01:46 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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...unless she is Ms Right...then no one else will be coming along...you know what I mean??

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Oct 12, 2006 at 02:50 AM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

there is no miss right to come along! they made it up and they are lying to you!

i souport publik edekasion

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wes
Posted on Jan 10, 2006 at 02:17 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Whatta slut!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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aph21
Posted on Jan 13, 2006 at 03:10 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

You know you'd hit it...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 08:56 PM
423 tokens, 3.97 hours wasted

this t-shirt is very good I'll buy one for my girlfriend

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boatman_68
Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 10:17 PM
406 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

I'd knock the bottom outta that.What do you call a slut?Next....

Gun control means,hitting your target.

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aph21
Posted on Jan 28, 2006 at 01:47 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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What do you call a slut?... My ex at a college party!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Robins_kid
Posted on Feb 11, 2006 at 11:47 AM
281 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

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devilborder
Posted on Feb 21, 2006 at 10:22 AM
405 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

thats what is called a baywatch body prob has a crime watch face

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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Chrissypooh
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 11:28 AM
189 tokens, 17.82 hours wasted

My friend has that same freakin shirt!!! And she probally does what the shirt says just like my friend.

I love Blowpops!!!!!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 09:57 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

nice shirt

save the chief

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 04, 2006 at 10:56 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

WOW! thats pretty blunt.
In Florida we call that a slut.
I wonder what her face looks like. can't tell. its like I am looking froom a mans perspective.

(This comment was modified on Apr 04, 2006 10:58 PM)

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 04, 2006 at 11:00 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

True ,its hard to get paper bags at the grocery store since they went to plastic....