Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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a person: girls are more useful for things then just cooking u know

me: CLEANING!!!!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.