I HATE Dunkin' Donuts, but live in New England. It's impossible to find Krispy Kreme not that the only one in the state closed down.

Nope, you don't see no naked asses hanging off of it, do you? This is just a drawing of what our tank will look like.

Just to show you how wonderfully generous Sweets and I are, we will GIVE you and Konifur one of our less expensive weapon carriers

No thank you we have far more superior weaponry. Below is a pic of our least expensive piece. You can't have it. You can only look and drool.

These are some of our secret weaponslook and weep too sucka's

Looks like those will just slow you down. So you'll be at the disadvantage.

I wanna a man with a slow hand
I need a lover with an easy touch
I need to find someone who will spend some time
not come and go in a heated rush


You must have heard of 'Big Bertha' with the cannons?
She's just our back up to hide behind if things get ugly...
these are our real troops getting warmed up for battle

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It's a propaganda gimmick to make us think that all of them Beauty's are going to be chasing us. This way we will be more inclined to surrender. It's a trick and we won't fall for it.

Sorry if you think that Sweets and I could be so deceiptive. This IS our Army... but because there are only 2 of us girls to finance this battle, we have had to make cutbacks.... and the only thing we felt we could cutback on was uniforms.... there won't be anysad but true
Please note that we already have our 'Enemy Spotters' in place in case you try to sneek up on usThey are pretending to be carwashers

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Oh Damn, you sure don't know how to fight fair, do you.

Ok, You win...No I cant give in that easy...Sorry, not this time, Deb. You'll have to do better then that.

I think our troops will sneak up on them from behind
and do just what comes natural.

Thankyou Seargent BKV for showing us the flaws in our battle strategies, your kindness will be remembered
I now wish to introduce you to our new Troop member: Super Slut, but alas how can she show her capabilities as we use her only for guarding prisoners

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You'll have to catch a prisoner first. And we all know that that isn't going to happen.

You watch and see young fella...

i`m on my way debz, be there soon...* gets dragged back by bri * ahh man.

You got to be strong, Brother. It is a trap.

General Konifur you cannot just march across the paddock and surrender like that.... where is your white flag?
This is not some childish playground fuss, where a simple shrug of the shoulders means that we are now buddy/buddy
We need you to bring forth a treaty of obedience and total surrender before you may nestle your head in the bossom of OUR Army

How Dare You Tease Konifur this way? You know that big fake breast is his strongest weakness.
we will hold him back and prevent him from surrendering

YOU WILL NEVER SEE OUR WHITE FLAG!!!!!

Seargent BKV you are right to point out that our Army has some flaws after all our 'Prison Guards' are pretty and voluptuous but barely able to get out of bed and dress themselves.... best we have no prisoners while they are sooooo lay back

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This is the 2nd comment reply to me where you refer to me as Token. Is something screwing up somewhere in the system or inside your Brain?

Sorry Brian... Token has been razzing me too. so I ended up in a 'mucken fuddle' guess working in the dementia unit tonight has given me C.R.A.F.T.... CAN'T REMEMBER A F*CKIN' THING please forgive me...

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Good we're confusing the enemy.

Hehehehehe
Razzle Dazzle.

bri will not let me out of this here tavern....i want them boobies.

Down, Boy, Down. Be strong and don't give in.

Well I guess you don't want them huh? Let me put them closer to the 'puter so you can see what I have for you BIG BOY...*hangs head in sad gesture, lower lip trembles* but you don't want them and so I guess you don't luv 'em any more*whispers* I'm sorry you don't like my boobies any more

OMG help me bri, i`m going in i can`t resist those beautiful boobies.......

*Whispers* Com'on Steve, we don't have to wait for Friday anymore... they cancelled 'Casual Sex Friday'
I won't tell *opens big straining pink bra* just have a wee touch, no with your lips, not your fingers. Can you smell my new perfume? It's called 'Surrender To Me' Mmmmmm it smells nice huh?

i am going over to the other side. those nipples are dipped in beer ........get off me bri i have to go......

Ok steve lets just call a truce with the girls I'll prepare the white Flag. Agreed?

i will have to just wave my stained Kleenex will that do.

NO NO NO ! i can`t do it, i just can`t desert.
i could get shot for desertion.

I say we surrender and just have some fun with the girls instead.

By the way I'm putting Debz to bed.

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_casual_sex_fr iday_pic.html

ok then.
tuck her in and read her a bedtime story and straight back to the tavern.
if sweets find out and you get a kick in the nuts, don`t blame me, as i`m not the one who's is fraternizing with the enemy.

Ok but if I don't show up anytime soon, DON'T come looking for me.

OK of course i won`t.


* hunts round for video camera *

tee hee tee hee

Ooohh look! Beer! Thanks Debz!

No problem Bamber... Knew you would be onside once I enlisted our 'Refreshments CO'
Com'on Bamber... surrender and she is all yours

Hahahaha. She will not be able to move away from the wall without falling forward or backwards.

Seargent Token, SHE IS OUR WALL, why would we need to move her at all, except to aim her ample bristols in the direction of your frail army

When the walls came tumbling down...

Oh yes, somethings gonna come tumbling down... weither it is the walls of your Army is yet to be decided Token

I seem to have missed much the last few days.
I will hold back on any further comments for a little while.

** info **
(Just in case you don't know Pat)
Bristols: British rhyming slang: Bristol City's = Titties. (Bristol City is a soccer club).

I didn't, and thank you!