Well I can rest assured you won't be swipping MY Ruby red slippers, You know you can't touch them..Only I can remove them and there is not enough Cognac in this world to make me take these bad boys off either !!

* pat's Sweets on the ass with scratchy straw hand *
Oh, I'm sorry. The wind just blew that up there.

* has no brain, thinks he is going to get away with that. *

(Scarecrow/Token)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain


(Sweets part)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another STINKER
If you only had a brain


(Scarecrow/Token)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

put em up put em up,no don`t hurt me .i would never take your shoes as i`m far to cowardly.* bends down and licks testicles*

She looks so beautiful !!

Thankyou Sweet Dorothy, I see you have the Wicked Witch of the East's ruby slippers... beware of her sister she'll be mad that you have them. Now what brings you to the Land of OZ? I do hope those dubious looking companions of yours are going to behave as gentlemen...

if i had courage i would tell you i love you but i have no courage.put em up,why do i always say that.

Good Witch, Bad Witch, Naughty Bitch... I hate titles.....All is obtainable if you know what you really want Pussycat, Courage huh? How much courage do you need to blubber these?... Find the courage Old Lion and you will not need the Wizard of OZ... all you need is to walk on the wild-side with me

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one the grounds that sweets says i look disgusting when i blubber,i blubber the posh way,i now blibber,and now i do not drool and have no complaints.
but i cannot blibber with all that cheap junk hanging between those titties.

Maybe you will be brave if I flavour them a little mmmmm?

i will just drink the beer first to give me a bit of dutch courage.then i will have a good blibber..............* poke eye with erect nipple * OUCH!!!!

Is she a god witch or a bad witch?
* straw leggs tremble slightly *

she is obviously the good witch as she keeps on squeezing my ass.do you mean there is a bad witch as well.mmmm i know about the wizard,mmmm maybe he is humping the bad witch.

A good witch you say?
* shouts to Sweets * HEY, give me back that hat pin. Konifur says she's a good witch.

Good Witch, Bad Witch, Naughty Bitch.... I hate titles. So Scarecrow... what is it you seek??? Is it not a brain??? What would prove to you that you have a brain... maybe if your head was restuffed with this fresh *straw* it would make you brainier

Woohoo!

Come and join me Scarecrow and walk along my path, Dorothy has that cowardly Lion with er... join the Tinman and me... he has a heart now and I can give you something for your mind to expand

You've reminded me of a true story:

About 25 years ago the New Year party in my local was fancy dress. Carl decided to come as 'The missionary in the pot'. He used a black t-shirt and an old collar to make the vestments, hung a string of veg around his neck, fashioned a framework from metal coathangers to fit around his waist, covered with black bin liners and with some veg placed in the top, blacked his legs up - he did a good job of it too - very original.
Unfortunately, as I pointed out to him as soon as he got to the pub, he was going to have to make a hole in his 'pot' if he needed to piss.