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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 07:25 PM
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Unfortunately...I had to vote for it!

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 08:17 PM
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Wasn't Alf the alien that ate cats?
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Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 02:22 AM
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Alien. Life. Form.

my favorite!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 05:51 AM
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Yeah Baby, I realLY like Alf...

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 06:56 AM
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me too

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 11:29 PM
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oh sweets i know how he feels i make some bad joints as well.
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:18 AM
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Hey Konifur; Sweets just sent me to my room....It's my first time!!! COOL!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 01:24 AM
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well you are lucky it`s your room and not minos,i had to clean his room.*shivers at the thought.*
what did you do anyway?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:42 AM
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Read below comments.....he, he, he!

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:18 AM
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Hey Konifur; Sweets just sent me to my room....It's my first time!!! COOL!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:18 AM
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Hey Konifur; Sweets just sent me to my room....It's my first time!!! COOL!
oops...that's what I get for watchin T.V.!

(This comment was modified on Apr 24, 2008 12:20 AM)

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:48 AM
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sorry tom i don`t get why you where sent to your room for watching TV...in that case i should be hung drawn and quartered for the things i have done.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:51 AM
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Keep checking further down!

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 02:23 AM
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use a pencil/pen like a rolling pin and use it to wrap it

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 06:20 PM
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I never could roll a joint to save my life.
Thank god for cigarette rollers. I remember some asshole, who shall remain nameless, I used to live with on Vashon, busting a gut when I would try to roll one and take the paper away from me and pronounce "Let an expert show you how it is done."
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Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 12:02 PM
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Some "Asshole" huh? And you still can't roll huh?
(snicker, snicker, snicker!) Baby; Lookin as fine as you do, I'll roll for you anytime! Ah HELL....I'll roll you two! You gonna share?

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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 02:45 PM
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Baby you can roll me anytime you want. opps roll for me hum Hey baby roll over, fetch, removes the girls from his mouth... wipes drool off. Why do guys always have to drool on them.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 04:28 PM
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It's a man thing,,,,I think...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 05:45 PM
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I hope so.. I sure don't want any girls drolling on them. GROSS

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 05:55 PM
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Hey, Girls drool is cool....they usually make a slurping/sucking noise at the same time!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 05:29 PM
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?????? GO TO YOUR ROOM !!! I'm going to tell on your smart ass. Ms Betty will NOT be pleased!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:46 AM
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Well I'll BE....Hogtied....Betty is the best slurper/drooler I've met!
* the capt. goes off to his room....w/Betty*
* tee, hee, hee!*

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:58 AM
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You just don't get it do you?? Your being punished and you bring Ms. Betty in with you??
I guess we are going to have to think of some other kind of punishment for you ! What are YOU the Capt, for Guam's NSBAPOI CLUB???


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:12 AM
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President of the "North Western Pacific Ocean Chapter"....Thank You very much! As long as I've got my Betty with me there is no such thing as punishment!

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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OK ,, Thanks for the heads up on that !! Now I know what I must do !!
Muwhahahahahahahahahaha

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:08 AM
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tom is a very naughty boy isn`t he.

good lad i am.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:19 AM
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He's about to find out how bad he's GOING to FEEL! remember K-man stay clear from him for the Next day or so untill he comes to his senses After his upcoming punishment. You don't want to Be around when the shit starts flying !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:21 AM
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*gets binoculars out and stands well back*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 05:33 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

If you know any girls who do...I wouldn't touch it, No Thanks I don't part take of such....and move on to the next .........

Drool Is Uncool !!!




(This comment was modified on Apr 23, 2008 05:34 PM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:47 AM
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BTW Sweets....I ain't talkin about a Green Joint!

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:06 AM
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* stands back and enjoys someone else getting into trouble for a change*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:09 AM
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He's a LITTLE SLOW K-man,,,,,,, He just don't grasp the meaning of being sent to his room !! So................. We shall come up with something else cause he's not as bright as you and Bri when it comes to being punished and what it really means !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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ah but he could be using the Bray rabbit theory.
one of my old tricks...i think it was bamber that let the cat out of the bag.grrrrrrrrrrrrr

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:17 AM
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Yeah....I know I been bad.....maybe I'll do the dishes or something?.....After we are done playing in our room!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:22 AM
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You are truly a bad boy and incorrigable, have fun with that cause after I talk to Ms.Betty, It's going to be a cold day in hell before she SMOKES you again !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 03:36 AM
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*noises comming from Tom and Betty's room*
(slurp, suck, BLUBBER, BLUBBER...slurp, suck, BLUBBER, BLUBBER, BLUBBER!....Oh, Oou, Awww, OH OOU, AWWWwwwwwww.......)

O, O,...gettin thirsty
BLUBBER, BLUBBER, Suck, slurp....etc
Damn...It went off by mistake

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:07 PM
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will you two shut up, ya know i`m waiting bamber to deliver some wank wipes,i`m right outta them.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 08:07 PM
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Happy New Year!

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 09:03 AM
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This conversation was just too bloody funny to interupt... great read...ROFLMAO... that goes for all of you
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:01 PM
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No, they all live in my computer.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 02:28 PM
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Buggers really get around....Huh....They must know that slut TOM!

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 09:23 AM
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Hey Tom could you get a bigger computer... I can't get my double bed in here...

(This comment was modified on Apr 25, 2008 09:26 AM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 10:04 AM
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Hey Bri.. could you get a bigger 'puter... this one has no wardrobe space... how can all us girls fit all our stuff in without storage?... no Bri we will not be living naked in your 'puter to save space... AND WHERE IS MY BATHROOM??? I aint sharing 1 bathroom with 27% of the UGOTO population..!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 12:05 PM
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Bigger, hell I got over a TB of Harddrive and two core. but yes I am thinking better, let say maybe quad core processor. I build my own puters

@puters

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 09:20 PM
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Since I now live in your 'PUTER can I have a Kitty?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 10:09 PM
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AbsoluteLY, Take your pick.......................


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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 10:33 PM
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The little ginger one please... ohhhh he is so cute, thankyou Bri

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 10:36 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Your very much welcome

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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