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konifur
Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 12:25 AM
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i am proud to have a statue built of me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 08:10 AM
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No that is more like me.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 03:53 AM
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A bit of cushion for the pushin' huh?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 05:46 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

just a bit.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 06:25 AM
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Mmmm nice

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 06:33 AM
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Don't say that until you actually see.

The following image was attached:

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 07:18 AM
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Ohhhh you are adorable, all fluffy and loveLY, come here you sexy creature and give momma a good lickin'

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2008 at 06:11 AM
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Yeah, a good "licking" was what I had in mind.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Mar 01, 2008 at 11:31 AM
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To bad it doesn't grow and get longer proportionality as they get grow older and bigger like woman's boobs do...

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 05:47 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

from what I was told IT gets smaller when the belly gets bigger.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 04, 2008 at 06:31 AM
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For every 25 lbs, of weight LOSS you GAIN an INCH !!!! Sweet Huh????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2008 at 05:50 AM
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I think it's time I start a diet

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 05, 2008 at 05:18 PM
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It's a proven medical fact !! For every 25 lbs you lose you GAIN an inch... Just don't do like a lot of guys who lose weight gain an inch or two and then leave your significant other CAUSE YOUR A STUD MUFFIN NOW !!
I see that all the time... I don't want her anymore she's gained 25 lbs since the babies and we just don't click anymore If I hear that excuse one more time I just might SNAP & end up behind the glass wall !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 02:46 AM
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Will we have to put a mask on you and send in a Nun?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 02:56 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 02:43 AM
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Ooohhh I aint touching this thead..... I have found however that skinnymen donot spin my wheels, I love a bit of flesh, and I have never walked away from the TOYs I have found attached to them unsatisfied.
There is more to a man than what is attached to to his nether regions... I can tell you, however, that I had a slim ex-husband (sadly not departed) with some serious woodwork. I was 24yrs when he left... I had my first multible orgasm at 26yrs7 OF THEM!!!!!!!!

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Bamber
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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This is a bustard as well...

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 06, 2008 at 02:31 AM
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Ahhh the bustard bird, did you know that thier main air defence is that they shite on the attacker's (hawk, eagle) head while they are being chased... ya don't think that is why they are called bustards do you? It's true, I read it in National Geo

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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