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41 comments | Posted by chusma. 56 months ago
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View Profile for Dnice5150Dnice5150
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 06:32 PM
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You gotta be homoish to have such a device such as this one!


 
View Profile for beaverhunterbeaverhunter
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 12:02 AM
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Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

I agree, only homo's or the ladies would enjoy using a pipe like that.

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 07:18 PM
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I would definetly be passing up on this one.

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 07:38 PM
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Bahahahaha!!!

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View Profile for onechaosonechaos
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 07:57 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I was gonna say in reply to the homoish statement that he was forgetting that the ladies might like that one

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View Profile for Dnice5150Dnice5150
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:02 PM
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Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

This is true! LOL just dont pull it out when the guys are around ONLY for the ladys!

(This comment was modified on Aug 19, 2005 10:22 PM)


 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 17, 2006 at 10:48 PM
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Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

Sure if the ladies are smoking by themselves....and thats not very friendly now is it?

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Sounds like a plan !!




I have a marble pipe that I bought in Tijuana that's shaped like a penis.
What even funnier ... it's black.






(This comment was modified on Aug 19, 2005 10:08 PM)

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 09:28 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

LMFAO
Is it like 16 inches long and 5 inches around?



I should model for a one hitter.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 03:37 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

LOL !!!
No, it's 7' long & 1 & 3/4' wide.
You know, the size of a regular penis. Nothing too crazy.




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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 09:00 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

No, it's 7' long & 1 & 3/4' wide.
You know, the size of a regular penis. Nothing too crazy.




Thats impossible. A regular sized penis is seriously around 2-2 1/4" long and 1/2" wide I'm telling you!!!

You've been partakin too much missy!! You're all delusional!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 11:58 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I sent my reply to you via PM.
Check your messages.





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View Profile for FireWolfFireWolf
Posted on Mar 14, 2006 at 02:38 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

the average erect American penis is actually about 5 inches in length and about 1 and 1/2 inches wide (this is from one of the textbooks from my undergraduate sociology of gender course).

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View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:13 PM
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For the ladies it could be a 2-in-1 combo.
You'd just have to be careful, it looks like it could break. OUCH!!

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View Profile for chusma.chusma.
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:15 PM
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itd be cool if theyd do a beer bong with a nice pussy at the end or scratch n' smell porn....

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View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 07:10 PM
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Comment in reply to chusma.'s original comment

scratch and sniff porn is a good idea

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View Profile for XChristineXXChristineX
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:40 PM
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O! now i feel like getting high............nice one

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View Profile for EvadrolEvadrol
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 12:14 AM
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YEAH! That's the best thing ever... but what the homophobic (lack of a better word) guys on ugoto don't realise is that it's not a real penis. I'd smoke from it if I used bongs... but I only do painkillers

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View Profile for XChristineXXChristineX
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 01:55 AM
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I wish i was him right now......

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 07:08 AM
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my son had a pipe(not as graphic as that one), i wouldn't smoke it tho,who'd in their right mind would!

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View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 05:24 PM
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A whole new meaning for dick smoker

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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Aug 21, 2005 at 08:43 AM
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I'm glad I just drink scotch and water and smoke staight cigs...

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View Profile for smiley4evasmiley4eva
Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 05:47 PM
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hey hes sucking on a penis gross

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Posted on Oct 08, 2005 at 07:51 PM
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View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 09:57 AM
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it would be good to add to any bong collection anyone had lol

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View Profile for BOWLMASTERBOWLMASTER
Posted on Nov 05, 2005 at 02:13 PM
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View Profile for fudgedribblefudgedribble
Posted on Dec 13, 2005 at 02:59 AM
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what the thats so weird !!

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View Profile for diablogurldiablogurl
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 06:09 PM
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out of that thing i wouldnt either you can get herpis

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View Profile for pagsterpagster
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 04:52 PM
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A dong bong?
Get the ladies high with this then they won't noticwe if you replace it with the real thing


Thats right take a good looong toke babe

(This comment was modified on Jan 12, 2006 04:54 PM)


 
View Profile for pagsterpagster
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 04:53 PM
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(This comment was modified on Jan 12, 2006 04:54 PM)


 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 01:42 AM
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i dunno vicky, i just don't like smoking at your house.....

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 02:49 AM
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Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

go on have a puff bigster

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:21 AM
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Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

nah, everytime i come over i feel ashamed....and less like a man

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:28 AM
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Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

if it was a vagi bong, id stilltake a toke!

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:31 AM
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Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

hmmm, that could be hot!

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:32 AM
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Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

moral being....... who cares? lets smoke

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:33 AM
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Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

ok, pack up that vagi bong then

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:34 AM
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Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

consider it done

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:41 AM
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Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

but then i may bogart....too much of a good thing, you know how it is

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 04, 2007 at 03:42 AM
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Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

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View Profile for fukkadfukkad
Posted on Dec 10, 2007 at 10:39 PM
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