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A Advertisement To Stay Out Of Jail
31 comments | Posted by ramrock 59 months ago
Don't Get This Drunk.
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View Profile for BeenieBeenie
Posted on May 22, 2005 at 02:22 PM
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yea, why do i find that soo true, DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!

I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn’t high id probably blow my
brains out.

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on May 22, 2005 at 04:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Beenie's original comment

Yeesh. That is a nightmare of a thought, eh?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 12:13 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I don't even want to think about it !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for Crymson_DragonCrymson_Dragon
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:06 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

damn just readin that makes my ass hurt

Why Drink And Drive.....When You Can Smoke And Fly?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Crymson_Dragon's original comment

Seriously ...










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View Profile for Crymson_DragonCrymson_Dragon
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

lmao watch out who you moon or your but might get bigger than your brain

Why Drink And Drive.....When You Can Smoke And Fly?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:16 PM
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Comment in reply to Crymson_Dragon's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for Crymson_DragonCrymson_Dragon
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

if that doesn't keep a guy out of jail i don't know what will. (in other words Run Faster)

Why Drink And Drive.....When You Can Smoke And Fly?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:37 PM
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Comment in reply to Crymson_Dragon's original comment

I saw an episode of "Scared Strait" once, a while ago. One of the stories was about a skinny, white kid (maybe 19 years old). He thought he was big shit. I don't know what he did, but it was something big enough to get him 5 years in prison.
Anyway, this one part showed him looking VERY scared because like 10 huge guys (murderers, rapists, etc.) had threatened to rape & beat him the next time they sawe him (how long could you avoid seeing people that you essentially live with ?)
The next scene was of this kid lying on his side in the prison infirmary crying about how they all gang raped him for an hour, or so & ripped his butthole apart & he needed, like, 50 stitches. He also said that they said "he was their bitch now" & that they'd rape him whenever they want, so he'd better get used to it.
It was at that point that this kid realized that he wasn't a hard-rock & wanted to go home to his mommy (he used the word "mommy"). But, he was stuck there to get raped over & over again for the next five years.
Oh, by the way, this was only 2 weeks into his sentence.

Either this kid was going to have to try to get into protective custody (which won't help much), or he'd have to kill someone to get any kind of respect (& that'll just get him more jail time).


I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for Crymson_DragonCrymson_Dragon
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:41 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

dang i would hate to be him i would be putting razors in my butt so they would stop

Why Drink And Drive.....When You Can Smoke And Fly?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:43 PM
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Comment in reply to Crymson_Dragon's original comment

They'd probably just kill him, or something.




I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for Crymson_DragonCrymson_Dragon
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 03:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

well would you rather die or be butt raped for 5 years straight?

Why Drink And Drive.....When You Can Smoke And Fly?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 12:55 AM
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Comment in reply to Crymson_Dragon's original comment

That would be a hard decision.
I DEFINATELY wouldn't want to be anally raped for 5 years, but I also wouldn't want to be beat to death by prison inmates at 19 (he was 19), either.
I'm just happy that I'm not that poor kid !!!




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View Profile for BeenieBeenie
Posted on May 23, 2005 at 04:44 PM
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well i would personaly rather die, well maybe some ppl like to to be raped or sexed up the butt

I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn’t high id probably blow my
brains out.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 12:56 AM
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Comment in reply to Beenie's original comment

Gay men like it up the butt ...



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View Profile for StrawberryStrawberry
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 09:00 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

women too.

most of us guys aren't gay... i hope..

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 26, 2005 at 09:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Strawberry's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for StrawberryStrawberry
Posted on May 27, 2005 at 03:29 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

so you're admitting to it...

you kinky son of a mother!

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on May 28, 2005 at 02:27 AM
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Comment in reply to Strawberry's original comment

I really wouldn't know, to tell you the truth.
I was just laughing at what you said because I've known A LOT of girls who like it in the butt.


you have a dirty mind



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View Profile for StrawberryStrawberry
Posted on May 31, 2005 at 04:40 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

pfft stop lying

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 06, 2005 at 04:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Strawberry's original comment

it is true though

hey

 
View Profile for BeenieBeenie
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 08:58 PM
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yeah they do, but i dont think that bad, if i was a gay man , i would want my asswhole not to be torn apart becasue i could have more anal sex wit feelin it

I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn’t high id probably blow my
brains out.

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on May 31, 2005 at 05:05 PM
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that is a good advertisment

hey

 
View Profile for jfloresjflores
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 03:50 PM
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sad but true


 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 20, 2005 at 12:03 PM
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well im convinced........ thats why i dont do either

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 06:31 AM
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Crime and more crime, go to prison and learn how to create more...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for GIGGIG
Posted on Dec 10, 2005 at 07:53 PM
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dont do the crime if u cant do the time

all is cool

 
View Profile for gryffindor84gryffindor84
Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 04:24 PM
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haha! oh yes that is such an effective ad to make people stay out of prison!

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View Profile for BochamockadoBochamockado
Posted on Jan 16, 2006 at 07:11 PM
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children, and thats why God made soap on a rope

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 11:21 PM
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if this is my brain "0" and this is my brain on drugs "o", if i do double the ammount of drugs my brain should look like "8" and i can live with that

*note to self* smoke more weed...

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Aug 12, 2006 at 03:25 PM
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am i the first person to say

(This comment was modified on Aug 12, 2006 03:26 PM)

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