About 10 years ago it was the birthday of another of the regulars in my local. He was a Star Trek fanatic, and as no-one had known it was his birthday we came up with an 'on the spot' idea. We found some wrapping paper, a large box, the stand for an Airfix model aircraft and a dymotape labelling machine. When he opened the box he found an empty model stand with a label stating Klingon Bird-of-Prey (Cloaked).