My tree would have to be made something like this...

see you in your local pub in totnes on xmas eve.( what do you call your local.

The Albert Inn, Bridgetown is my local, although it is at the opposite end of Totnes to where I live.
It changes hands on 11th December - we are all hoping the new landlord is as good as the old one.

Bridgetown that name is familiar to me.( it has been about 12 years since i have been to torbay area) have you any photos.
you locals will have to get him trained.you boys in the pub are the experts on ale.