There would be no smoke, just a cream filling.

unless Koni shaves, there would be smoke when she puts the fire to his member to take a hit.
Burning hair stinks!

Ow... hair+fire= disaster and a sore member!

it would be short, skinnier, and limper

and not as fun

that is scary , you are getting to know me far to well.

She might not notice, but you might want to re-think that. She is going to put that lighter to your member and light it to get a hit!

i did not know she set the fucker alight i will now retract that statement