Thanks Pat... I can't wait for some colour in the world again
I miss the flowers

Awwww petal, cheer up.
When you're feeling blue
gaze to the evening heavens
and see I am watching you

You are watching over me??? Awwww Ursaminor you romantic BearI will sleep better tonight and dream of you

Konifur I am sick of the rain and wind .... you are spoiling my flowers.... may your ears turn into seagulls and shit on the lapels of your best suit, and the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose and shit on your sinus's

you have a way with words debz.your flowers are loverly but the warning was for all the kiddywinkles who might be on the site.

you old fart its a pic shut up will ya

That's telling the old coot, sis. Well he's still a youngster compared to me.

i bet you could run rings around him he is really really fat

Well thank you, darling, you make an old man feel so young again.

Thanks Shirl... You tell him Girl

Oh I forgot... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

I'm sorry but I have to side with Steve on this one.

thank you mark,us men and bears should stick together or those twisted sister will walk all over us.

tell you what we will tie the bears to the tracks then you's can have something to say about it

you can`t go about threating Ursaminor.he is the backbone of ugoto.
..........and he buys my beer.

i can do what i want when i want i am WOMAN xx

but he is a 7ft 6inch bear with sharp claws and a lovely shiny fur and beautiful brown eyes and buys me lots of beer.he is a good bear.

i bet those claws hurt when your his bitch

they did but that is in the past in them there hills. we are just best buddies now.

OMG will you STOP!!!! You know big and hairy spins my wheels!!!! Where is he I have some beautiful music to share with him

he is here in the furry ferret tavern,come on down the buds on me.(for now, then the bear is gonna buy them for a week)he is a generous old bear.

I will be there as soon as I find something to wear... I have been training for the next wrestling match

You are a music maker?

Token you strum and I will hum

And I can dance, Clowns like to dance.

Hello... a newbie huh? and a Clown huh? occupation or hobbie??? We are all a bunch of clowns here

Can you sing it???

hey funny face i can sing ....

Don't you love farce,
My fault I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want,
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Quick send in the clowns

i`m afraid of no clowns..................


much.

I was waiting for you to burst into song like your father.

I am woman hear me roar.... ( Helen Reddy)

Sorry maybe a little before your time.

Oh where is your Romantic Soul Easyrider? It is all about the flowers and the kiss.... not a 'Health & Safety' Event....
Did you never do anything dangerous for a kiss from a pretty girl????

Yes I did do something dangerous and stupid once, I took a girl round the back of a night club 'cos she didn't believe sex was possible on a motorcycle.....and the dangerous part, her boyfriend was the doorman 6'6" and about the same across the shoulders. Oh yeah, then there was that time.............

Could have been worse... she could have been 6' 6" square.

Been there as well, you can imagine how large her over-protective bigger brother was

but did she drop her kebab when she had an orgasm.
the last time i took a girl round the back of the club i put my hand straight down her pants she said,"eh eh eh! tits first i`m not a slag you know."

Good to hear... I like a man with a bit of daring for a thrill... now I know you truely fit the UGOTO criteria... Welcome aboard

I love that one Prey and I ask your permission to save it for future use.... I also forgot .... may a tribe of pygmies make camp in your underwear

that was your 5th go at delivering that flower, was`nt it ursaminor, as you ate the others.

Thanks Ursaminor... you are a Honey Bear and I love the sunflower

STOP PICKING ON ME!!!
* stamps foot and goes in a huff like a teenage girl*

Well stay out of my wardrobe then Konifur... I have nothing to wear out anymore

*specs steam up takes them off and wipes then.*
just go out wearing that little number, i don`t know any man who would complain,well i know one that might, but only if it clashes with his.