The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.