I thought you were a Boobie man???

You change your mind like I change my knickers every 20 min......

Why would you have to change your knickers every 20 minutes?

Or do I even want to know?

Well in all honesty I always had to change them every 20 min or so due to this SITE !!! But then I was informed by a certain ugotoaian that it was a NO-NO to wear panties while surfing this site! So..Apple Annie gave me a wonderful idea!! I do like her ! I now just sit on a towel thats over a plastic cover for my chair !! All is good!

Hi Sweets, I got the same concerns, lots of towels but it got messy when Konifur made me shite myself one night so I now have got a new chairlid down while on other sites, lid up for UGOTO, easy as that

so now i get the blame for your loose bowels now sheesh...."oooo i got a dodgy belly today... it was not that curry i had last night it`s all konifur`s fault."

Ohhhh Poor Konifur, You are the bad one so ofcourse you will get the blame... But I like you like that

oh me bad....* goes and stands in corner *

That would be a well worn path... It's ok you being a naughty boy, Don't fix wots not broke

Sweets, I have the perfect gift for you...

Happy Birthday to you
Put your bott on this loo
Throw the towels away Dear Nancy
So comfy on UGOTO

(This comment was modified on Feb 29, 2008 06:06 PM)

Nice Chair...I want one...

Just for you my friend, a useful gift for helping and caring when the 'puter was pushing me to the edge of the cliff.. all is going very well now, Thanx

oh yes i`m a boobie man thats the first thing i look at when i meet a girl....

i remember once i met my friends boss while out for a drink,she had massive hooters and showing a lot of cleavage and i could not keep my eyes off those puppys.she said, " excuse me but i`m up here." pointing to her face.i could of crawled into a hole,but honest at the time i did not realize i was staring.

That's what we all say.

Oh, !!! How I loathe men like that!!! When you talk to me, Look me in the eyes sir or I'll be forced to LOWER my morals,forget I'm a woman and treat them like the dirt on the bottom of my boots ! I do not trust a man that can not look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you! You just lost the sale if your eyes fall past my neck!! And I wouldn't trust you if Jesus himself said to ... BUT I STILL LOVE YA K-MAN !!



Look into my eyes when we speak !!

i would not normally look at a girls like that but if them there hooters are hanging out on display there is not a man on this earth that would not look....but i know a good girl like you would not display them for all to see.if a girl does not like a man to look she should not display them.if i stood talking to you displaying my willy you would look would`nt you.

Yup I would!!! But would I be dissappointed?

....not if you had a magnifying glass handy.

OK I'll get one for sure.

I have just the t-shirt for you...