General Konifur....This is "Captain Condom" of the mighty "Spy ware Brigade"....Reporting for duty....I have condoms for every man of the line....eerrr....the Women....aaahh....hhuuuummmmmmm...I'll protect them from the inside!!! It'll make for a HARD DAY/NIGHT...but I feel up for the job!!!

yep... but i want to be a cowboy now.

Hey...We'll name you "Mid Night!"

ahh thaanks so i have to walk around with a limp and a speech impediment.

Aye Aye Cap, In Times Of Need We Shall Stand TOGETHER in PEACE,,, BUT,, When It's over & they are exterminated, The ladies will assume the position we had before the infidels tried to ruin our fun !!

i only want to play cowboys.

Cowboy?? What happened to the PIRATES?? You get seasick easy??? Remember pirates only have to bath once a year,,, BUT,,,, Cowboys bath once a week on usually on a Saturday night....Still want to play??

Are you sure you want to be a cowboy?

noooooooo i`m one of the gritty smelly unshaven ones. who stare at each other for 10 minutes at a time " uh eee eh wa waaaa waa wa waaaa "(i will get the tune right soon.

"Wanna play Cowboys and Cowgirls? Konifur and I can rescue yuall from dem pesky scalpin redskind injuns!

What are you talking about, us redskins will scalp you cowboys before you set up camp in the gully

remember it was the white man that taught the injuns how to scalp.
BUT i`m a spaghetti western cowboy...i have not seen any injuns in those westerns.

OK no Injuns in a Pasta Western... We girls are gonna start up our Dude Ranch, with a lake for the Pirate Ship and a Saloon fulla Pretty Saloon Gals... Daddy give me this ranch all legal Sheriff Konifur and yer aint gonna run us off our land...

* still walking... need new horse*
i`m like the man with no name and no posse (no wants to join my posse so i have thrown my badge in the dust.) *chews on cigar,spits* so i am just a high plains drifter, bothering no one unless they stare at me for 10 minutes at a time.*waaa we waaa we wa wa*

I know that tune... you are the Virginian dude aint ya? Hey if you're ever passing our Ranch and need a drink com.on in ad have a redeye on the house Stranger

ok maam but if i shoot up someone don`t blame me.* spins gun in hand *spit on dog again * i wish this pouch will stop following me .

The Pouch, or pooch, is just following the raunchy smell of the unbathed cowboy.

sorry pooch * BANG * pooch no more.just got myself dinner.*waa wee wa waa waaa wa*

So you must be part Korean. "Good Dog" especially with a little gravy.





I can joke about it. My very best friend is Korean.

There wont be any trouble on our Saloon Stranger... you keep that 'gun' in your pocket

Are you sure that is a gun in his pocket or is he just awful glad to see you?

You don't think.... Nuh! The Virginian was never that type of fella....

For some reason I was thinking the Rifleman, but never mind.

Bad Brian, bad Brian.

Yeah you are bad... You know what you gotta do... now go, my room

On my Way.

sorry to say partner that`s a gun but it`s been cocked more times than the gals in this here saloon. *strides to bar, stirrups clanking*give me a sarsaparilla.....in a dirty glass.

anybody know where i can steal a horse.
*scratches stubble and stares for 5 minutes.*

Cocked but never fired. Except to scare of them thar rat'lers

hey missy did i mention a gun.*pulls hat down over eyes to look more sexy *

Oh you sexy thing you... do we have a lady that might amuse you stranger... or is it a horse you are needing

Sorry bad Picture... here is the filly that might be of your tasting Cowboy

that's sure is a nice filly, little Missy but have you got one in white.*produces match from nowhere and strikes it on own chin and lights soggy cigar* because all cowboy heroes have white gee gee`s ....i mean horses.* chews cigar *
o uh hu waa wa waaaa

That sure is a mean looking dog following you Konifur... could be a Bandit

The Virginian? James Drury... he's still alive you know, 74 this month.

AT LAST! Yes the song that Konifur has been TRYING to get you to name is the Virginian Theme... He was one cute cowboy though huh?

I think the proper theme song for Konifur is in the blog section.

this is the theme tune i was singing from ,the good the bad the ugly..................

http://www.ringtones-direct.com/true-tones/13149_52-M ovie-Theme-The-Good-The-B ad-And-The-Ugly-(2).htm

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when i get my posse together we are a moving to a town called Lago where we going to paint it red and kill all the baddies.then we might come back and run you off your land and change you brothel into a casino.waaaaaa waaaa weee waaa waa *chews on cigar and goes to re-cute more cowboys*

re-cute?? It's not Wednesday yet, you know!

bollocks,i dropped my R...But you should see me roll my r`s drives the women mad it does.

Dropped your R's huh? Nah that was gravity got a grip of your saggy ol arse and gave it a bl**dy big tug

It was not The WHITE MAN... It was the BLOODY FRENCH !!!! And I don't consider them white let alone HUMAN !!!

i might of known it was those froggy bastards .i have 101 reasons now to hate the garlic smelling, snail eating ass wipes .