what words you can`t leave me like this, bamber has already done that with his stupid sleeve job joke.

Okay dokey Skip

"Oh no I forgot the milk, the wife will kill me"

"Now, where did I put that bog roll?"

"I take it the sudafeds stopped working then"

"Bloody kids"

" Not the Spices Girls AGAIN"

" The kids have done what?"

"I feel like a bear with a sore head"

" It must have been the kebab on the way home"

"Wheres a block of ice when you need one, my grapes are throbing"


"Who said playing poker online was harmless fun?"

"But darling you said your mother would only be stopping a week"

I'm lonely so lonely.....

There you go that should keep you entertained for 5 minutes or so

you forgot...
" oh shut the fuck up konifur you are getting on my nerves."

good one, but not one I would of used.

Thats because your still NEW!!!!
Wait my friend JUST WAIT,,,, Sooner or later you'll tell him just like the rest of us!!!!



Konifur even if you are a gassy one!!! And NO I WILL NOT PULL THAT FINGER!

Who sez I need a BATH ! ? !

That clothes pin on Ms. Betty's nose !!

now bamber has taught you to levitate.
he must think i would abuse the privilege if he taught me.

Are you saying you wouldn't?

well i did not exactly say i would or wouldn`t.
oh damn it, you know i would.it would help me get in lynn`s, sweets and debz`s bedroomsto go clothes raiding.

You ain't raiding anything of mine anymore, I'm all to aware of your thieving ways and have prepared for your arrival, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU !!! My teddies and panties are now safe.
These guy's are waiting too!! They have something SPECIAL for you!!

ooooooooooooooooooh,thank s for warning me, i might just get caught on purpose,at least it will not be rough sex like with the bear.
you still have that purple lush bask that you have only worn once. i have had my on for ages.

Bask?

Hoo tort yoo to spel? Hav yoo bin lurnin fonix?

shhhhhhhhh don`t tell anyone,but i don`t really wear ladies clothes,i just say that for entertainment, so fuck do i know how to spell the silly clothes bloody women wear.

bloody hell bamber you never wore one under the wedding dress did you?
hey and it`s a bloody frog word.

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He went to the same school as Vicky !!
Remember she always said i souport publik edekasion!!!

Aye, I miss that young lady, she has a great sense of fun.

bloody hell i make one spe.....hang on i will tell you a tale................

Pepe the tour guild was taking a tour around Rome.he came upon a bridge he said to the passengers on the coach," you zee that bridge i Pepe built thata bridge did anyone a call me pepe ze bridge builder,nooooooooo." the tour continude and they came across a church,pepe announced," ze thata church,pepe build zat church did anyone a call me Pepe ze church builder noooooooooooo."on went the tour.they came upon a shopping mall,pepe ,said, ze thata mall,pepe built thata mall, did anyone a call me Pepe ze mall builder, nooooooo.
the bus came to a stop and as he opened the coach doors someone shouted out,"HI PEPE, YOU GREAT BIG GAY BOY!" Pepe turned to the passengers and announced angrily,"I TELL YOU WHAT PEOPLE ,I SUCK ONE A COCK AND............"

(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2008 06:31 AM)
SORRY ABOUT MY DODGEY ITAILIAN ACCENT

(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2008 06:34 AM)

Yes I DO & I'm waiting !! You've been warned!!

i sneaked in the back way gave all your boys a kiss and now look what i have got.........

tee hee,it`s a bit tight on me, but i will breath in and it will fit....tee hee

(This comment was modified on Jul 24, 2008 06:46 AM)

Got the take off part down... But I forgot to get the directions on how to navigate!
* bangs head on branch *