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from devo
A long time ago there was this little Italian boy in the fields
with his dad. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy say's, "papa,
you do many many things with your hands, tell me about your
fingers."
"Well Tony," Papa said, "You see this first finger? You usea
thisa one to pointata what evea you wanta. You see youa
thumb? You usea thisa for turna pages in a book, and your
ringa finger, you will use whena you get a married, and your
little finga, you use to picka you nose. And the middle finga,
well, I'lla tella you about thata one when you getta married."
Well, Tony was satisfied with that and time past. It was now
Tony's wedding day. It was a beautiful wedding, just before
the bride and groom left, Tony went to have a talk with Papa.
Tony said, "Papa, many a year I use this finger to point at what
I want, and I turna many a pages with my thumb, I've picked
my nose with this little one, now I have a beautiful ring on my
finger from the love of my life, but Papa, what is it I do with this
middle finger?"
Papa drew close to Tony and said, "Tony tonight you will make
mad hot love to your woman many times and you may become
tired, when that happens and your woman turns to you again
wanting to makea the love againa, that's when you takea your
middle finga and you poka on her head and say, 'Go back to
sleep you silly woman!' "
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