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Attorney Car Trouble
9 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 15 months ago
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An attorney was driving through the countryside when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for an illegal use of a firearm.

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View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 01:56 PM
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Who is he going to sue?

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 02:35 PM
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The practial side of me says that feeding a fire that much air would turn it into a real torch

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 08:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Frank-J's original comment

no, its like blowing out a candle

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 09:37 PM
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the practical side of me asks why the cop didn't try to help him put the fire out on his arm?

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 02:08 AM
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Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

because he is a lawyer and nobody is supposed to like lawyers.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

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View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 10:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

well I guess thats true, unless of course he was representing me for say a couple of million?!!

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View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 04:45 PM
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Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

Well if you want 2 million, better try 3, cause he's gonna keep a third......

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View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 08:00 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

well yes thats true, but I guess 1 million would be good for me, hell a half would be great!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 13, 2007 at 01:32 AM
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* GROAN *

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