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Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
So they got married and couldn't wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"
"Yes, it is - 8 pounds 7 ounces, and 19 inches long

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vickyizamofo Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 02:22 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

i souport publik edekasion

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bigster Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 02:50 AM 2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

Surprise!

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:01 AM 8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

I wonder if Herb has any SINGLE brothers????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 06:46 AM 25,364 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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with a todger that big, you will not be worried if he was married or not.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:17 AM 8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

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Oh Contrary My Good Man !! Oh Contrary! I'm A Lot Of Things But A Husband Stealing Slut Is NOT One Of Them !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:25 AM 25,364 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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well that`s me told.
i`m off to my room now. no doll , no bottles of bud.
but i can`t cut off my right hand.
* bows head and goes to room. *

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:16 PM 8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

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Next time I'll write the enclosed woman's pic, A LOVE LETTER IN YOUR NAME !!
Now behave yourself or ELSE !!!

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The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Frank-J Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 06:47 PM 917 tokens, 1.12 weeks wasted

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(SCREAM) my eyes, my eyes

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 07, 2007 at 02:11 AM 8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

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I'm Sorry Sir !! It Was Meant For The Bad Boy Konifur.. Sometimes We Woen Here Must Stand Our Ground & TRY To Keep Bad Boys Like Konifur Under Control!! Don't Be A Bad Boy & Ya Won't Get Hurt!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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wesmccann Posted on Aug 08, 2007 at 12:13 PM 267 tokens, 3.19 days wasted

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That was just plain MEAN! MEAN! MEAN! Oh, the horror!!!!

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konifur Posted on Aug 07, 2007 at 12:17 AM 25,364 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo sweets, don`t do that to me.i will promise to try to be a good boy from now on.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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lsalzer Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:23 PM 712 tokens, 2.11 days wasted

he must be related to good ole john holmes!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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maddog0343 Posted on Aug 08, 2007 at 01:00 PM 118 tokens, 1.76 days wasted

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every
passing ship ....... Omar Bradley

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