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What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
Did you hear about the Indian Chief who named his daughter "Ninety-
nine cents" because she was always under a buck? (
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. Honest,
I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow
myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying
to get laid!"
What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat IT - we're closed.
What's the difference between wives and secretaries?
Secretaries get a little behind at work, wives get a big behind at
home.
A boy and a girl met at a nudist colony. The boy says, "Don't look
now, but I think I'm falling in love with you."
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a blonde who can't find the string to her tampon?
A cotton picker
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I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow
myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying
to get laid!"