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A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her
class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a
well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are
first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses...... ......... ...until they stop running.
2. Strike while the......... ......... .......bug is close.
3. It's always darkest be.......... ......Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ......termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ......how?
6. Don't bite the hand that........ ........looks dirty.
7. No news is.......... ......... ......... .....impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ............ ......... ..... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ......math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ............ ......... ......... ......me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............ ...pigs.
13. An idle mind is.......... ......... ......... .......the best way to
relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ............ ..pollution.
15. Happy the bride who......... ......... ........gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .....not much
17. Two's company, three's ......the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ......you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to
blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............ .....Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ......get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ...... see in the picture on
the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ......get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one

25. Better late than........ ......... ......... ......... ... pregnant

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