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Things Youd Love To Say
8 comments | Posted by bkvestal 39 months ago
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Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)

- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

- How about never? Is never good for you?

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cow poop.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 12:29 PM
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Ah but some to remember for the future!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 06:44 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

but say them only to people smaller than you

(This comment was modified on Mar 12, 2007 06:44 PM)

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:10 PM
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- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:45 PM
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I dont work here im a consultant!!!



i should try that more!!!


 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:49 PM
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You'd love to say?
I've already said some of them.
I can be very rude & spoilt!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 11:55 PM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

I wouldn't consider the use of some of these as rude. Many people deserve this.

" " - Harpo Marx

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 04:24 AM
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a) I would totally say this shit to people. Hell, I'd say a whole lot worse.
I've never been afraid to speak my mind. I'll get right up in your face & tell you exactly what I think of you. Then mush you.

That's why I learned how to fight.
If you're going to let your mouth write a check. Your ass BETTER be able to cash it !



& 2) "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."
That's TOTALLY my new signature !


(This comment was modified on Mar 13, 2007 04:27 AM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 09:42 PM
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...poop.






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