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The Letter You Don`t Want To Recieve
7 comments | Posted by konifur 29 months ago
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DEAR SIR/MADAM,
I WILL SEEK AND FIND YOU,I WILL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE,SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR ME TO STOP,I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT,YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH YOU.
YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS AFTER,BUT I WILL NOT CARE AT ALL.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
THE FLU VIRIS.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 04:46 AM
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EXCELLENT post Steve!

That definitely deserves something...
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 07:58 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Mr.bamber and Governors of the ugoto, Committee Members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters , my colleagues, my friends, my fellow-students. In the great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosity, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it--the prodigal, pure, human kindness of it--must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament which shines upon me at this moment, dazzling me a little, but filling me with warmth and the extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow.

From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift which lends me such a very splendid part in this, your glorious occasion. Thank you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 08:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

make sure you wipe after all that shitting

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 08:37 AM
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i am waiting to find out if bamber finds out who originally made that speech.apart from the two words i changed of course.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:06 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

It's Larry the luvvie, Academy of Arts and Sciences in 1979.


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:09 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

give yourself a pat on the back,bamber you are 100% right.

but you know,i knew you would know.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:16 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I wouldn't be too sure of using the word 'know' Steve. See my new signature.

But such overblown prose had to come from a stage actor.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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