The Letter You Don`t Want To Recieve

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The Letter You Don`t Want To Recieve
7 comments | Posted by konifur 17 months ago

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DEAR SIR/MADAM,
I WILL SEEK AND FIND YOU,I WILL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE,SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR ME TO STOP,I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT,YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH YOU.
YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS AFTER,BUT I WILL NOT CARE AT ALL.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
THE FLU VIRIS.

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 04:46 AM
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EXCELLENT post Steve!

That definitely deserves something...

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 07:58 AM
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Mr.bamber and Governors of the ugoto, Committee Members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters , my colleagues, my friends, my fellow-students. In the great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosity, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it--the prodigal, pure, human kindness of it--must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament which shines upon me at this moment, dazzling me a little, but filling me with warmth and the extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow.

From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift which lends me such a very splendid part in this, your glorious occasion. Thank you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bigster
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 08:33 AM
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make sure you wipe after all that shitting

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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konifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 08:37 AM
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i am waiting to find out if bamber finds out who originally made that speech.apart from the two words i changed of course.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:06 AM
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It's Larry the luvvie, Academy of Arts and Sciences in 1979.

The following image was attached:

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:09 AM
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give yourself a pat on the back,bamber you are 100% right.

but you know,i knew you would know.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 10, 2007 at 09:16 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I wouldn't be too sure of using the word 'know' Steve. See my new signature.

But such overblown prose had to come from a stage actor.