new man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman . I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "Excellent! When did this all happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
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