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2 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 29 months ago
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A man returned home from the
night shift at 8 am, went straight
up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over
her head, feigning sleep.

Not to be denied, the horny fellow pulled up the sheet and
proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was
startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring
coffee.

"How'd you get down here so fast?", he asked, "we were just
making love."

"Oh my God", his wife gasped, "that's my mother up there! She
came over with a headache. I told her to lie down for a while."

Rushing upstairs, the woman ran into the bedroom.

"Why didn't you say something!", she asked her mother.

"I haven't spoken to that jerk in fifteen years", she huffed,
"and I wasn't about to start now!"

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Posted on Aug 21, 2007 at 01:30 AM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 21, 2007 at 01:43 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
i would take a vow of celibacy if that happened to me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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