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9 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 17 months ago
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A Good old Irish Story ....


An Irish woman came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.



You're a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!



And Paddy (for it was he) replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you what happened.



Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me !


And Paddy began:


Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.



She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.


So, out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.



Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away.



Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight.



I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.



I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at


the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair
like them..."



Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:



She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said



Please......... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?".......................................................






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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 16, 2007 at 05:34 AM
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 01:57 PM
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He's probably drunk & fat with a 2 inch dick & living with his mom, anyway.

So, who cares.

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Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Now, now. Sounds like someone is projecting her anger for having a slovenly brother who gets all of the attention.


 
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Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:06 PM
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Comment in reply to wesmccann's original comment

No brother. Sorry.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
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View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:11 PM
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It just popped into my head and I laughed, so I posted it. After reading your posts for so long, I figured you might find it funny too.


 
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Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:14 PM
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Comment in reply to wesmccann's original comment

No, no. I totally laughed.

Someone called me on the phone, just as I was posting the reply. So, I got distracted & forgot to put a "lol".

Sorry.


I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:16 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

well, he IS irish

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:17 PM
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True indeed. lol

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 11:18 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Big liver, little wee-wee?


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