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A Good old Irish Story ....
An Irish woman came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.
You're a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!
And Paddy (for it was he) replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you what happened.
Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me !
And Paddy began:
Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at
the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair
like them..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:
She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
Please......... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?".......................................................
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