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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them
>in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants
>withgood-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food
>anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the
>alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of
>course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping
>to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
>need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
>good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them
>kick back 20% of the tips, including lapdances and "special
>services. "Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
>naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
>industry would see record revenues.This is definitely a win-win situation
>if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
>asset.Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

>myself?



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alex657684 Posted on Apr 01, 2007 at 12:30 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

but what about female passengers? i mean, ok, the lesbians are taken care of, but i think women flying would want to have some hot guys, um, servicing them.

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WileyWeasel Posted on Apr 01, 2007 at 01:58 PM 12,845 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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Let them fly on Chippendale Airlines.....

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chevyracngirl Posted on Apr 02, 2007 at 05:36 AM 417 tokens, 22.6 hours wasted

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fantastic idea

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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minodude Posted on Apr 01, 2007 at 05:53 PM 19,372 tokens, 3.59 weeks wasted

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there would still be "family airlines", like for the kids to disneyworld

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minodude Posted on Apr 01, 2007 at 05:53 PM 19,372 tokens, 3.59 weeks wasted

because george bush is a retard, thats why you have to think of everything

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konifur Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 10:06 AM 25,364 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

make the bloody toilets bigger.so at least you can have a decent shag in them.(for the mile high clubbers.)
in the movies a film set is used for the toilet bonking scenes.

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 08:42 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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