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from devo
A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream
shop. The dad says, "I'll have a chocolate." The
wife says, "I'll have a vanilla."
Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head
and says, "What do you want, fat head?"
The lady helping them says, "Why did you hit him
in the back of the head and call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life
a man wants:
The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice
big truck sitting out there??? That's my nice truck!!!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big
house. You seen that nice big house on top of the
hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy,
and I had that until fat head came along!!!"
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she has just slapped me across the back of the head.
forgive me i am confused again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)