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From: DEVO©

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine
when the husband said,

"I'll bet you can't tell me something which will make
me happy and sad at the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said,

"How much you're willing to bet?"

"One hundred dollars!" said the boisterous husband.

"That's all?" inquired the wife.

"OK, two hundred."

"Not too sure of yourself, are you?" teased the wife.

Felling pretty good, the hubby announced,

"Five hundred!"

The wife twinkled her nose and calmly said,

"Your pecker is bigger than your brother's."

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minodude Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 03:51 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

he then divorced her

and lost the house

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 07:55 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

he then killed his wife, dimped the body in a drum full of lye, then dumped the drum in the middle of the everglades.

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holycrap92 Posted on Apr 22, 2007 at 10:08 PM 194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

until a hunter comes along. takes the drum to be analyzed by the FBI. They find some human tissue. Track down her missing person's file, analyze the DNA found to her mother's, they match, question husband, he confesses, he goes to prison, and gets butt raped by all the inmates before being stabbed by a tooth brush.

or He does the OJ Simpson thing and gets away with it.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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konifur Posted on Apr 23, 2007 at 03:04 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i will looking out for your new novel

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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holycrap92 Posted on Apr 26, 2007 at 11:58 PM 194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

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what novel?

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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konifur Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 12:22 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i was joking, it was a way to say that your post was well wrote and you could be a writer.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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holycrap92 Posted on May 03, 2007 at 05:06 PM 194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

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you were right and I am writing a small novel at the time.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 05:31 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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